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so the israelis tricked him into stuffing himself into a box?

Dan Lamothe@danlamothe.bsky.social

EXCLUSIVE: U.S. intelligence officials were skeptical of an Iranian assassination threat against President Donald Trump that was relayed by Israel and prompted an extraordinary clandestine maneuver that saw him secretly fly out of Turkey, officials said. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

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Bibi is texting Trump every day right now like, “Do you feel this pain? This is a 4. Do you want to go up to a 5? The crazy thing about this machine is that it does not have an upper limit.”

I feel like everyone is missing the funniest imagery from this whole affair: you KNOW it had to take at least a couple of guys all pushing that cart to roll his fat ass across the tarmac. Like hmm, I wonder which box has an obese old man hidden inside it?