John Sibley

No one has more contempt for Republican voters than Republican politicians. 

More desperate, more racist.

Q: You'll respect the election results whatever happens? TRUMP: If they're honest elections (That's a no!)

The combination of right wing information silos and prediction markets is about to lose stupid people a ton of money.

this is what happens in deep blue socialist cities, folks

October not really a surprise.

the washington free beacon is trying to october surprise abdul by revealing his comms chief used to post bangers

ok

Sure, sure, just the basis of all modern math, that’s all.

What did you do at work today?

Trump’s naked bigotry is emboldening others.

NEW: "Donald Trump was an active participant in Jeffrey Epstein’s sexual abuse of young women during the mid-to-late 1990s," per new House Judiciary Dem report. Report has new allegation that Trump raped a 24-year-old and then promised the victim a visa & NYU admission, demanding she stay quiet.

It's really nice to see another Meta investment fail

The President is indulging in hateful Islamophobia.

It's really important to pay attention to the fact that Lula beat the fascist candidate not by compromising and trying to meet fascist voters in the middle, but by sticking to his guns, promising prosecutions for election interference, and mobilising his own voters to turn out in greater numbers.

BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Congressman Jason Crow, who sits on the House Armed Services committee, just announced that his number one goal should Democrats retake the House in November, will be to remove Pete Hegseth from his role as the Secretary of Defense.

The long-serving strongman leader of Serbia, Aleksandar Vucic, has conceded defeat in an election that pitted him and his right-wing party against a diverse student-led opposition movement that spent two years protesting his government.

Is the President turning into Sir Mix-A-Lot?

Donald Trump’s closing message for the midterms

Inject this into my veins. Go vote. Bring friends. The GOP is terrified, and they should be.

Trump is straight up saying during speeches that he wants white people coming to the country but not black. I don’t know what else people need to see.

But that could never happen he…

Racism-a-go-go at Trump’s Michigan rally tonight: “If Abdul and the Democrats win, they will open the floodgates and invite hordes of jihadists to our shores, creating a nightmare of violence and terror until you cannot even have a Christmas.”

Trump is smearing Ilhan Omar in speeches all over the country now because he is an Islamophobic bigot and he thinks that’s a winning message for Republicans

This got Hamilton more of my money than the last 50 Talarico texts combined.

Great, now I want Cheesecake Factory.

No one has more contempt for MAGA voters than MAGA politicians.

Obama: "That well-known evil empire Canada. That historical adversary of ours. Canada! *laughs* It's your neighbor. It's a few minutes' drive over the bridge! These are the people who gave us Martin Short and maple syrup. They are the nicest people! And someone we've gotten them so mad."

Meeeeeeeee

this is total gobbledygook? the process to decide who should be certified as the winner is the election, and there is no federal law that says the courts get to decide who that is.

As his policies bankrupt them, Trump-supporting farmers fully embrace socialism. But only if it’s for them.

I can’t believe people are dissecting the Cheesecake Factory joke like it’s Shakespeare. It’s a joke. It was funny.

Turek, man… in a dead heat, pissing off the progressive base at this stage of the game is a really bad idea. I’d like to see a Democratic senator in IA but there’s no point if they don’t stand for human rights.

Say what?

Vivek just released a new ad with Acton’s estranged mother that cut out the part where she claimed Acton lied about living in a tent after proof came out that she did live in a tent, so basically the bitter old hag is now just saying Acton lied at 12 about being sexually abused.

WELKER: Is a vote for you a vote for the Trump agenda? MIKE ROGERS: Um, I'm apologizing. I'm having some difficultly in my earpiece. But is a vote for you? I'm not sure. I'll tell you what a vote for me is. It's a great day for the state of Michigan

I just found out the difference between balaclava and baklava and boy is my face sticky.

The pedophile protection party’s president is laundering right-wing conspiracy theories through the most corrupt DOJ in American history. Whenever the news turns bad, this creep reaches for one name: mine. So let’s make it crystal clear. My name has always been Ilhan Omar.

guys, if you work for the puppy crushing factory, the technology you build is going to be used to crush puppies

*when a dem is in power* The tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants *when a republican is in power* criticizing the government is treason actually

But… yes. Vote early, vote often my friends.

I'm internally contextualizing this by meditating on how insane with rage someone arguing we will need to preserve the tacky ballroom for reasons of historicity would make me

Leopard.

Just a regular ol’ DUI with kids in the car mom.

Grok fact-checks its master 👇🏽 👀