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AI people have lost the damn plot. The Google lady and m everyone defending her sound like psychos to any normal person, sorry. Talk to your kid one time.

This storm's making me really worried for the trampoline in my garden. I don't own a trampoline.

If you’re priors include “Matt Yglesias is a person worth listening to” then yes, update those asap

Lord, I don’t ask for much, but please let It Happen soon, and on camera

Another astonishing victory in the ongoing War Against Metaphor. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

Anyone who believes this bullshit, I have some oceanfront property in Iowa to sell you

classical piano virtuoso here. The real Shakespeare of Music is John Tesh (Op. 1 No. 1 “Roundball Rock”)

We were just talking about hateful old cunts who pretend to have no idea why their kids don’t speak to them. Her ears must have been burning

its absurd that one person can decide this

Shockingly ahistorical on all accounts. Indian and South African independence was only non-bloody if you don’t consider non-white people humans.

Thank you, safari home page, for keeping me up to date on the most crucial news

We’re looking at the next self made billionaire. Or I should say we’re looking at the catfish account of the next self made billionaire

I hope the people who were imploring Marisa to leave poor lil’ Tommy alone because he’s just a kid understand what rubes they are

lol he’s really living up to the Low-T JD nickname

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

Sky is incapable of empathy yet his own feelings are very fragile. This is a person who should stay off the internet entirely

You say vacation home doesn’t count, but how about buying a vacation home in a fancy locale and burning through the rest of my millions on petty disputes with my neighbors/zoning board?

Just once I’d like to read about a democratic woman from my home state and feel something other than profound disappointment

For a quarter-century, a border tribe has staved off plans for a wall on their land by allowing DHS to use it as a testing ground for border security. But the Trump administration has cast off any pretense of cooperation with the Nation.

I was judging the onion for photo shopping her picture to look this horrifying but ope

this is not a door guys like him want to open, he just doesn't know it yet

holy shmoly

Which tech company’s AI did it?

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

When I was walking in the woods today I came upon a partially undressed couple. That’s not the eastern wood peewee I was trying to get a look at

In these troubled times it’s important to stop and appreciate the small blessings. A rainstorm in the mountains in autumn, ruby crowned kinglets returning to North Carolina, the plaintive cry of a fleeced crypto investor

Just a reminder to Blue Wavers that this is how you sound when you say Red States 'deserve what they voted for'.

I straight up am not interested in reading another post about megyn kelly unless it contains the words “died tragically”

I’m not picky about what kind of weapon he gets killed by

senator shithead: on one april morning in 2010, did you or did you not catch a man in a conical hat juggling cutlery in your kitchen, causing him to drop the objects and flee? jack smith: i have no recollection of ever seeing such a phenomenon, no senator shithead: you are a sick son of a bitch

That’s the statement of a freak

This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever