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Skydance is a blemish on entertainment. No one in their impotent wisdom wants reactionary uproar bait fed through a crusty data center that retentively absorbs our water supply in the millions and vigorously boardens desertification and El Nino. Hollywood needs to be abolished for good.

The existence of Angel Studios alone guarantees this.

Liberty Biberty: The Movie In theaters Christmas 2028

in the current american climate theyre actually anti-chinese rooms

Does that literally mean office space over in China? Or is this just a figure of speech I haven’t heard of before?

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Rocky 4 is straight up propaganda but Stallone knew how to craft an entertaining piece of slop at the very least.

It’s gonna be nothing but Jesus movies and the righteous buddy cop movies that no one likes.

How many Scott Baios does it take to screw in a Dean Cain? A Kevin Sorbo of Scott Baios.

Taylor Sheridan is going to be working so much he won’t have time for any more horse riding cameos in his shows.

I mean wasn't it like last year the CEO of Disney or Pixar or something came out and basically said they were getting rid of all DEI diversity stuff (paraphrasing here). Oops.

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Spineless Media here, and I think I have the antidote:

Maybe it’s a good chance to talk to your neighbors or play board games with family or hiking

it's not even going to be funny, either. Just genuinely miserable, retrograde, cynical trash that will be incredibly outdated by the time it lands.

I do look forward to them eating shit and losing a ton of money, though

I kinda just assume that this is what it's gonna be like forever