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Ain't no secret that Ursula Vernon done brought the corpse flower up from Hell for us to grow. Nobody's 'zactly sure why, though.

Ursula Vernon speaks sixty three frog languages, which is mighty impressive since there ain't but four.

Once a man spat on Ursula Vernon's dog and she knotted him up like a pretzel. He got sold at the state fair and was mighty delicious.

Some of them are languages that were spoken by frogs now extinct, and some languages that will be spoken by frogs still evolving. And, some, of course, are languages consisting of frogs. They are why there are frogs.