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Richard Roberts

@inscrutablemachine.bsky.social

Screw it, I know what you people want. 1 like = 1 absolute for sure historical factual fact about @tkingfisher.com.

SeasonalPun@pixelfish.bsky.social

Let’s do it. 1 like = 1 lie about me

Richard Roberts

@inscrutablemachine.bsky.social

Ain't no secret that Ursula Vernon done brought the corpse flower up from Hell for us to grow. Nobody's 'zactly sure why, though.

Richard Roberts

@inscrutablemachine.bsky.social

Ursula Vernon speaks sixty three frog languages, which is mighty impressive since there ain't but four.

Richard Roberts

@inscrutablemachine.bsky.social

Once a man spat on Ursula Vernon's dog and she knotted him up like a pretzel. He got sold at the state fair and was mighty delicious.

Richard Roberts

@inscrutablemachine.bsky.social

Don't tell nobody I told you this, but Ursula Vernon's hat contains a black hole inside'a which is a whole other garden 'cause she always gotta have one handy. Mostly she grows hair in it. Fine silky locks that only gets a lil bent comin' out the gravity well.

6/8/26, 3:09 pm1 repost117 likes

Richard Roberts

@inscrutablemachine.bsky.social

Bullets won't fire in Ursula Vernon's presence. They jes won't. No tellin' how many crimes she's stopped.

Richard Roberts

@inscrutablemachine.bsky.social

Ursula tamed an aardvark once, and an aardwolf, and basically everything what got 'aa' in it.

Richard Roberts

@inscrutablemachine.bsky.social

Ursula Vernon gave me explicit permission to do this challenge.

Richard Roberts

@inscrutablemachine.bsky.social

Samus Aran is actually Ursula. She ain't just a folk hero on Earth.