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Kayfabe lost...reverting to corpospeak

I like Punk but I could easily see him as a cop. Also he’s straight edge. A cop for sure.

No, Anarchy Rulz

youtu.be/rg4S4tPRS3I?...

Anarchy Reigns is just Roman's brother, right?

3 hours later: okay so what if we had 4 separate pots for all bean and meat variants

he wrote the forward for a vegan baking cookbook that my roommate has so that doesn't seem so far off

Then someone goes on TV and makes fun of him for doing this, so he throws a fit and gets himself fired.

Sounds pretty correct for current day CM Punk.

Man, remember the good old days when he was retired.

Straight edge gonna straight edge

Real fire bitch!! And it is on!!

If that document describes Corporate Man Punk I don't know what else does, the visual of anti-authority, but the moment his boss says no, he shuts up and complies

"Kill more UESC for rep!"

Reminds me of when Jack Perry wanted to use real glass but Punk stops him and then gives him a stern lecture

A fire would lower rent in the area around the Allstate arena

Wow, even in the games he's a giant hypocrite. Very authentic.

Ah yes a fellow man of culture

Ah yes, still more of the schizo writing that is MyRise. Give me more of it.

that’s some sort of metaphor right there

You guys can't use real gl...ah...fire

From everything I've heard about him after he pissy-fitted his way out of AEW that just sounds on brand.

Anarchy Reigns sounds like him and Roman teaming up

Sounds like the Retribution faction

Does he get pissy and eat muffins and drink Spindrift right after?

Real fire? Cry me a river

Just because you're doing an anarchy doesn't mean you can just ignore all the rules, Jeff. What would we have without rules?