doof

the buffalo from the buffalo wild wings commercials is rude and unpleasant and quite frankly a poor ambassador for the restaurant

eating pringles

As a man, I feel extremely unwelcome in the Warhammer community

nier automata: ending e saying anything about it would ruin it but those who know, know

originally started in 2017, and finally here now: MY NEW ALBUM COMEDY IS OFFICIALLY RELEASED! please listen/stream/share/enjoy/buy a vinyl/have a great LIFE for 1000 years. linktr.ee/hotdad

The Chud

Movie Time returns in two days.

POV: A Typical MOID

I had so much goddamned fun writing this piece for Defector. Warhammer 40k is fun as hell, and it offers an enormous amount of room for creativity from both fans and the creators working to make media set within the universe.

i hate doing self promotion, but i feel that i've released the most impressive music video of my entire beautifully stagnant career and it would mean the world to me if you checked it out! linktr.ee/hotdad

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie

i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo

STOP. SAYING. THIS.

Outrage is the only path to post engagement, so let me say that your favorite thing is actually INTENDED FOR BABIES and also there are two weeks left to order a signed hardcover of the new book, then that window closes forever: bit.ly/signmycrab

Due to a lack of teen-friendly ‘third spaces,’ young people are invading fandoms and ruining them with toxic antishipping - a problem we’ve solved with Teen Tents™! A full acre of third space where kids can be kids instead of leaving unwanted ‘constructive criticism’ on my Dora the Explorer darkfics

Liberty Biberty has barricaded himself inside a courtroom in Clark County Family Court. Eight confirmed hostages, including the judge overseeing his custody dispute. Situation is fluid

watching crouching tiger hidden dragon for probably the 10th time and this really is one of the best movies ever made even if chow yun fat's bad mandarin accent is extremely distracting

interesting resume

eating panda express for the first time in years and I gotta say: it's pretty good for what it is it's better than my local american chinese place which is run by two of the nicest people imaginable but is calibrated to the tastes of the whitest people imaginable (small town kentuckians)

given that it's bandcamp friday, i'm going to officially announce that my new album, COMEDY, comes out on 10.23.26 and you can pre-order it RIGHT NOW on bandcamp! you can also pre-order the vinyl on my official store! my first ever vinyl! both links here: linktr.ee/hotdad love y'all

ace combat 8 feels like someone reached back in time to 2010, grabbed a design doc, and spent $50 million dollars making it insanely good looking, what a fucking video game

HQ upload of the song/video de la soul and double did for parappa the rapper 2 just landed lfg youtu.be/g-M9erQo0P0

i got ratioed (complimentary), the quotes on this are worth checking out 🤍

listening to steven seagal's reggae song about walking around the beach and accosting women and I think we might have hit a societal nadir

More Ogre stuff!

After seeing endless posts on the importance of “third spaces” I finally found one near me - annndddd it was filled with media illiterate normies who didn’t laugh at my Deltarune references. So yeah, I'll stay ‘terminally online’ - at least until this city has more fandom-friendly pickleball courts

here are my top 9 v tubers who shaped me: -baby tittymonster -doopy doop batmom -normal steve -scrungo childbreast -the vtuber formerly known as 'dragonpants' -racehate janice -[unintelligible high pitched squealing] -inugami korone -jungulo succubus, crusader for greater serbia

Important, final game of the season, ballpark scran update: Puerto Rican-style mojo pork belly poutine

Confronting My Wife's SELFSHIP #baldursgate3 #yumeshipping

Tim & Eric is better than all 100 of those other shows.

Might as well do one of these myself

watching mr show and I truly think this is the best sketch comedy show ever made my heart belongs to tim and eric but its appeal is so niche that I can't in good conscience say it's the best

eating butter chicken

they have hot pockets that are filled with nothing but cheddar cheese and have a cheddar cheese crust and I'm happy to confirm that they whip ass

Corgi

🚨BREAKING🚨: BAJOOKIELAND HAS ANNEXED BAJONKISTAN Full coverage of the story here: youtu.be/1gnVVgX-T1A

Computer Rage Marinette, WI

A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago

The only thing I know about Macklemore is that tweet where Cliffy B said he was the only mainstream rapper with something to say that he posted like a year after Good Kid mAAd City came out

Hell of a day to block a ton of people