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It's release day so you know what's coming! You can right now participate to our launch giveaway, and win a #9Kings custom Ipad and 3 keys to the game on iOS and Android! You have until October 19th, winners announcement the next day!

It's time for you to pick up your crown and become the King of Kings! #9Kings from Sad Socket is now available on mobile! Grow your empire, craft your deck and join the fight by yourself or against other players, in this fast-paced kingdom builder! 🍎 bit.ly/9Kings-iOS 🤖 bit.ly/9Kings-Android

*after watching the Friday the 13th prequel series* I understand Jason Voorhees now. He was right to kill all those people, even the ones he killed in space.

What if Tyson Bagent is actually Tyson Bag End

i think catholic converts should have to form a separate line before getting their communion so that they don't pose any danger to biological catholics

It's Ben's fault

i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo

THERE WAS A TIME WHEN I RULED AZEROTH! EXPERIENCE IT AGAIN IN "REIGN OF THE BLACK EMPIRE" HEARTHSTONE EXPANSION! BLIZZARD HAS GIVEN ME A CODE FOR THE MEGA BUNDLE TO ENTER THIS CONTEST: 🐙LIKE AND REPOST THIS MESSAGE 🐙FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT 🐙SHOW/TELL ME WHY YOU ARE MOST DEVOUT FOLLOWER OF N'ZOTH

*through a mouthful of road salt* WHUGH???

Digger can still succeed if we all buy thousands of tickets to it

Why do we fall? So we can learn to get ourselves up to 90% off during the Steam Autumn Sale. Monster Hunter Rise Save big for a limited time! ⚔️ bit.ly/MHRiseSteam

all three Bregman teams go down on the same night lmao

fertilizer has come to manor lords

did Aaron Sorkin fall asleep in a tanning bed

i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball

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Me to every ant that enters my bedroom

Back from vacation and ready to jump into the spooky season! see you tonight and Wednesday

Sorry for talking about this so much. But this has gotten so out of control. Devs and their families are being harassed and attacked over a fucking video game. Ban these dipshits and don’t look back.

Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life.

"why would I deceive you?"

Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rat

I think the whole Asmongold mess exposes an unfortunate downside of the 'Realmless' server system: it is significantly harder to choose your experience. When Classic launched, it was incredibly easy to choose a server out of dozens with no streamers, but now? Only 3 options.

look, you can't just punish trump when dems are in power. that might make republicans do something crazy, like stage a coup, illegally shred the federal bureaucracy, or even vstart abducting people off the street and extraditing them to torture sites all over the world

We have been given a Warcraft Forever Collection to give away for the release of World of Warcraft: Forever on November 4th, 2026! This also unlocks Warcraft III Reforged: Forsaken Kingdom! Repost & follow by 9/22 at 11:59 pm CST for a chance to win! Winners contacted starting 9/23! #WoW_Partner

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When I watch Antiques Roadshow and it's edited to show if the item has increased or decreased in value since the time it was originally appraised, I root for depreciation because the sound effect is funny

Wow that Resident Evil movie is a hit!

CORRECTION: "Choosin' Texas" by Ella Langley is not the longest-running #1 hit in history. It is still "Oh! Mother May I Have A Lolly" by The Sweetum Boys, legally the only song that existed from the years 1912 to 1916.

Damn Microsoft wasn't done yet?

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remember when Madison Cawthorn broke omertà and told the truth about GOP staffers and they stuck him in a crate and mailed him to Abu Dhabi

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me, who was hoping it would end in a tie:

WoW: Forever is out 11/4, and beta is live! We have 2 Warcraft Forever Collections to give away (thx Blizzard), which include beta access and Warcraft III Reforged: Forsaken Kingdom! To enter: ☑️Follow ♥️Like 🔁Repost 🗨️Reply with your first Forever toon #WoW_partner

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New Warcraft 3 Rebirth campaign & WoW: Forever Beta available RIGHT NOW! Given a key to do a Forever Collection Giveaway! To enter: ✅ Follow -🔄 Repost -💬Comment: What story would you like to see further explored in Forever & Why? Winner drawn ⏰21/09/26 #Wow_Partner

lmao I saw a photo of Tom Cruise in his new movie and he looks old as shit! I guess Father Time finally caught up with him 😂😂🤣