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When, on your last day working together, you learn your coworker likes F1 and hates George Russell

He can’t even book Aaron Rodgers or Jaxson Dart?! It’s so Joever

I know there's a lot going on but I feel it should probably be more of an above-the-fold story that members of Congress released a thoroughly documented report directly accusing the president of the United States of being a serial rapist.

Australia gunna get sued by the California raisins

“A bunch of guys who fuck kids could take over the United States’ government”

High-speed rail? Heh, but enough about me and your dad last night

If you insist

It's National Lie Down For A Bit Day

fucking discombobulated

Politurkel Compass

Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff

Amazing to see it!!

LET DUDES HAVE HOBBIES

2 months later: yeah

Hamilton coulda got a podium if not for that VSC (maybe)

Ewwww they let Cunningham wave the checkered flag at #COTA?!? Barf

Deeply disheartening to see what appears to be a deliberate effort to suppress the votes. Hope they pay the consequences.

Here’s the editor of the Intercept Brazil as Lula tells the press that “something abominable is happening”

Bolsonaro-friendly mayors appear to be sabotaging public transport on Election Day. Buses aren’t running in Lula-friendly areas, flights and ferries mysteriously canceled. Traffic lights have gone out and people’s power cut in Salvador, indigenous people’s travel restricted

Me: I can’t wait to watch a live GP for the first time in ages My internet: lmfao get fucked bud

The absolute gift to the Conservatives to let them run a leader not chosen by the members.

i made this last night when i was like piss drunk and i don’t even remember making it

i have 75 agents praying to send this guy to hell, effectively cancelling out his prayers

when they say shit like "you have to be practical and understand that the average voter is transphobic" they are talking about themselves

"More like Lorne Jerkson" - the sentence that could have won the NDP another majority

Hey well Brodie ate shit so at least we got that going for us 🥲

Such a good view

Well that explains a few things.

what does it say about the national party that there are candidates running on the dem ticket buying ads saying that some people are technically subhuman without reprimand or even comment. would you abide that for any other group or is this one special

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“Hey boss, got that image for your article like you wanted” “Did you get all three of them with stupid expressions like I asked?” “Sure did boss!”