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They just want to make a human beehive

That is some mighty fine alt text.

What on earth are they still doing there?

Mom always said "look both ways before crossing the street"

🙄

Stepping stones.

Interesting, the only city that still has National Guard troops is DC. They aren’t there for now. They are there for post election action.

Not sure why but I can’t stop laughing at this

Fuckin dorks

Their marriage is not recognized in any of the 50 states

Each group of four forms a limb, and the limbs all join up into a super-pedestrian to take on larger threats

It's actually six of em. The big one is a triple stack.

They look like a group of cartoon dogs, different shapes and sizes and looks. That was just my first thought.

The littlest one is cool af though its so obvious they were sent with them as the baby sitter

Look, it’s trash duty in DC or it’s Qom. I know I’d be making myself look busy

The short one looks like she is soooooooo tired of this shit. 😂

Four stupid fucks that will end up on an insurance commercial.

S/M/L/XL

what dorks!

Looks like a dad corralling his three kids before they cross the street

Private Bull

"What the hell is this?" "Concrete pulled up from the median, Sergeant." "Oh. Right. Carry on."

"make sure you look in both directions before you cross the street" "Which both?!?!!"

They look miserable Good

*they're

Well bless their hearts. Love to see commitment to some good ol' fashioned live action roleplay.

Maybe someone is approaching with a sandwich?

They might get ambushed by a pigeon if they don’t do it

conducting ocular pat downs in a 360-degree threat environment

I love the height difference between the tallest guy and the shortest guy, it's like:

If not, what a missed opportunity!

Avengers … (sigh) assemble

Whatever bursts out of that BofA could take them all down with one well-thrown grenade. None of them are looking in that direction. 🤦🏻‍♀️

BofA might be the biggest crooks on that block, actually.

boots only do this when they're in distress (underpaid and being made to do bullshit patrols)

Average D&D adventuring party was my first thought

This would be a great premise for a movie!

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I love talking very loudly about how safe I feel every time I see them

They must be bored to death.

Temu avengers assemble

i'm currently re-watching the new doctor who, and just watched "angels take manhattan" last night. i think this is formation is intended to make sure they don't turn their back on any weeping angels.

For maximum effectiveness they should be holding hands.

They're definitely around the Mall in droves, from what I've seen (although I'm not down there much these days)

lol hands in pockets, ready for action!

this is not funny, soldiers only do this when they are extremely stressed

It appears they have formed a spiral staircase.

It looks like they’re working on a cheer

God they must be bored. Still seeing clumps of them at Union Station all the time, which is such a strange spot to patrol. I have yet to witness any trouble there other than the leaky roof. Or maybe the time someone threw up what looked like a quart of tomato soup in the middle of the terminal

The nazis aren’t scared enough

They look like they're about to begin a very coordinated dance.

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