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It's remarkable that they can't comprehend that this is incredibly embarrassing. Like...he doesn'took like that, pretending he does is just cringey and weird. They are such weird losers.

Who let their 13yr old child post this?

How do you do fellow Jedis, why is my lightsaber red, you ask, oh, it's just a trick of the light

I need a Trump x Palpatine fanfic NOW (pre Disney palpatine)

I like when the literal unironic empire calls the serfs the empire, but not even in a literal way but "da bad guys on star War :(" when the last 7 months felt exactly like Palpatine tier theatrics

Star Wars but with social media and the Empire is constantly bitching and moaning about being the good guys while loudly doing evil shit.

The White House put this out...really? I'm so happy to see we have adult leadership.

Being a social media manager for the white house's gotta be the most embarassing job you can have. Paid for making cocomelon ass propaganda with ai generated images... Hell, i wouldn't be surprised if it was actually just a bot posting that crap.

Like libs love pointing out, imagine the Democrats were so dumb and childish. I personally can't stand Democrats, but it does feel a bit wrong that the actual government is just doing 4chan shit 20 years later

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They do the hurr and the durr

Actually, he intensifies the scare tactics ~ every 2 weeks, depending on the amount of chatter it creates. No matter what he SAYS it should make us laugh.

Bro gave himself a red lightsaber, and calls us the Sith... Lmao

🙄Oh pleeeeeaaazzzzzze... total absurdity. Laughable.

Uses a red saber while saying he's out to get rid of sith lords..... fake fan made this post, dude thinks he's Star Killer when he's Gulp Shito

Well if we do that how can we send them BBW fetish art, their only known weakness?

Not diaped enough

Does he not realize how impotent this makes him look?

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Man they really just... Didn't get it did they

Yeah the rebellion were the guys in power

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You can tell they’re a mature government when they try to make their leader look “good” by using ai keep mentioning how the other sides are bad. How the hell are they more childish than I was when I was an actual child.

Only Sith use red light sabers.

Please tell me this is fake

official us govt post. we definitely aren't being run by the biggest group of losers you've ever seen.

Why are the eagles fusing into his vest?

Do they think we don't have pictures of him or something?

What's my incentive to not just start saying I love MS-13 and terrorism? I'm vampiric white, they're not gonna do shit

Tallow Occupied Government

It's cool that the government is full of Redditors who love 4chan but could never survive being there

They are so fucking embarrassingly juvenile and stupid.

I like how the ai knew to give him a red lightsaber

@markhamillofficial.bsky.social where are you? This feels like it was teed up especially for you.

he does NOT look like that

Debatable though

Obviously someone else wrote this. He knows absolutely nothing of the galaxy 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

Why...just why.

Conservatives will literally be running an authoritarian government while claiming to be the scrappy underdogs

HE actually passed his mental exam?? The childish use of social media is NOT beholding of a country's leader(s).

What the hell Beastmaster/Star Wars/Clan of the Cave Bear look were they got for?? Such a fucking joke when dumb ass is actually Emporer Palpatine...the only Star Wars I bet he's scene is the porn parodies...

“We’re the rebellion, you’re the empire!” Proceeds to give trump a red lightsaber, the light saber specifically given to the villains in most cases.

"You're The Empire" -Signed, The Empire

we love media in this white house that's why we AI generated your favorite president in 10 of your favorite TV shows and movies. Here's him getting eaten by a game of thrones dragon

Currently watching the Turning Point: Cold War doc series on #Netflix and first of all it’s fantastic, but second I can’t believe how much Trump has deteriorated since 2016

People like this are exactly why i find no joy in star wars anymore

The Galactic Empire was big on due process.

Soy Juche

One of my favorite MAGA things. Yet another depiction of Trump as some super buff guy. Presented without a shred of irony.

Yup 👍

So stupid they don't even realize they are the empire

The delusion that they even think he comes close to looking like this is wild!

he says in empire colors, looking like starwars akuma

It’s a cult …

But the bone spurs …

He’s a sick and putrid monster.

That light saber is red and we all know what side you're on if your light saber is red. Rookie fucking error.

Imagine drawing a man, who has openly bragged about not exercising, as this buff wannabe alpha chad, when we know he looks a sack of rotten pudding. Insane.

I usually hate the whole "you're a fake fan" bs, but I will make an exception, Trump and the GOP are fake fans.

OMG! I did not notice that 🙀 I don't know why this AI slop offends me more than all the other "king pope" crap combined. Make them stop. And make them stop posting crap from the official Whitehouse account. #StopThem

no they dont

Chewie says “No. Definitely No.”

First the Pope. Now Star Wars. Is nothing sacred?

no way this is real. this is too cringe even for them. i'm not falling for that

Imagine his tiny baby hands on that body 😂

pretty fitting he would be a sith darth taco

They will never be loved

Um, he’s literally holding a Sith light saber and his administration is full of oligarchs. And those arms…. Hahahaha!!!

... I thought no way, no way that's real. It's real. Poster's Madness with Late Stage Brain Worms.

Doll Hands!!! 😂😛🤣

Tiny hands, even in AI.

this shit is hilarious

In his dreams.

So pathetic. Thank god he’s too old to keep this up past (maybe this whole term?) this term.

Lucas should sue cf45

His fans are f'n lame ass creeps.

Wait is this real? … an official goverment body shared this?… ….. I-

I'm honestly surprised their comment didn't mix up the rebels and empire, because the AI image generator did

They just made this post so Republicans could watch Andor guilt free

I hate that orange diarrhea fxk head so much. This only makes it worse.

His head is too big. In this pic he looks like one of those really short guys who work out and bulk up hoping to make up for the fact that they are really short. So I guess it fits in a way.

Fucking ridiculous

Ew.

Much like the Sith he cloaks his lust for power as "Making things great"

Ok seriously why do they always depict him as the villain when they do this shit? It's happened too many times to be an accident

I dare Trump to take the gear required to get that jacked

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God why is our government so fucking cringe, it makes the fascism worse honestly

That is weird because Trump is a very iconic guy, but even when he was young he never had muscles.

And never will look.

This man hates his body so much, he might have body dysmorphia. Someone send him a therapist.

"...Blue? That's a Democrat color! Hey Grok, switch the lightstick to Republican color."

God I hope so. This one is so shitty id rather have his stupid Star Wars legacy go big mode

Im ready.

Why does everything have to be sullied by his orange countenance and bullshit rhetoric?

Wow admitting yourself to be the empire by showing yourself as a sith is crazy work

Darth Tax Evader.

Please, for the love of god, don't tell me he thinks he's ripped like that 🤯😆 The short arsed fatty needs a lesson in reality pdq

These are the people who watch the movies and think the Empire are the good guys.

This is the American culture they want to "Retvrn" to - a kids movie from the 80s

besides the extreme embarrassment i have never seen people more completely what star wars is actually about

A PERFECT representation. The fact that his imaginary Star Wars avatar is angry, muscular, wearing a black “wife-beater” sleeveless tee shirt, and wielding a RED lightsaber says it ALL. He knows as much about Star Wars as he does about the U.S. Declaration of Independence. NOTHING. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦

Heheh. He looks ridiculous

They forgot his diaper

everything about that image is screaming sith lord before he murders enough children to resemble the crypt keeper

Also, they gave him a red light saber, don’t they know what that means?

This is a massive embarrassment to an already fucked up country! I cannot say enough how much I hate him! FDT

So now he has to ruin Star Wars too?

red lightsaber = self-report

Someone gonna tell him the red light saber guys are the siths?

Weird that they give him a huge jacked body but still keep his weathered ugly old man face.