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Celebrating/being a fan of

My bias is the one in the hat

You know too much

Was he raw-dogging?

they'd have done a delightful version - or one with Mochrie doing the news but he can't turn around to look💖

You don’t know my boy zippo? So uncultured 😤

zuppi is pretty adorable tho

Cardinal Puljic, the olderst cardinal in conclave from Bosnia and Herzegovina! That smile :)

easy to tell: which one is cute.

Parade of pedos

Where's Cardinal Glupp Shitto?

The new pope taking his spot Suga style

tagle is babygirl

Why not? They already have an Anime mascot.

But which cardinals were NOT protecting kiddie diddlers?

March of the Pedophiles.

what if there was an alternative to the popemobile called the popecycle and it was a papal motorcycle

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hottest pope ever

Its stupidly wholesome so i vibe with this

Cardinal Blorko

It’s a shame the Pope posted on X. Praying for him coming to Bluesky.

It would be funny if they didn't give gay men such shit when they dress like that

Ancient Child Predator conga line lol

Zuppi = Diminutive Soup

if they made a show and called it pope race gaytwt would be all over it

iirc, zuppi is who batboy was dating before he got caught flipping a grunt with k-smog

“We Don’t Forgive the Abuser. We Don’t Forget the Abused.” Our memory is resistance, our voice a reckoning. We carry the names, we honor the pain, and we rise so silence never wins.

joined or was recruited? Nazis saw potential in that Benedict boy

They're down to the Zs already?

the dog wants a cardinal💚

Can someone give me a run down on who the new Pope is? as I'm not very involved with religion but am Interested given everyone in here is excited by him.

zuppi is just going to call you

Zuppi has it for you

Which one is Zuppi?? Because they’re ALL adorable! 😐

Superstition is a helluva drug~

matty soups

I posted this three days ago... I should have put money on it.

Curtains for Pizzabala? Zuppi and Benitez caught flipping a grunt

I can already feel cringe building up in my body thinking there will be tiktoks around this

The Pope Cycle is for more high speed pursuits.

What the holy fucking Holy timeline am I living in?

I was hoping that they would pick Pizzaballa and he would keep his name !😆😅🤣😂

Ask your medical professional: “What’s Zuppi, Doc?”

Papal Chic!

@haq.bsky.social

My favorite name is Pizzabella. Everyone loves a beautiful pizza!

Its like Black Lace!

Urge to nail door rising...

Hear me out.

Popecycle what a downgrade from mobile

I’m just sad it ended so soon .. we needed more suspense

I'm don't need any of it, But he looks like a good guy.

Koovakad stans rise up

Crew of old misogynists trying to figure out who's going to cover for the child abusers for the next decade or so.

LMAO! I read "Poop Cycle"! 💀

I hear he's a Soul Man

I followed her back when her handle was dunwaIl, pre-rhinoplasty

He got Anthony Mackie smile

I'm one of those kpop fans and I love this post! 😂

The seal does not prevent a Priest from taking measures to protect victims from abuse, or from being mandated to report abuse outside of the confessional. How many people have ever confessed to bein an abuser? Abusers rarely see an issue with their wrongdoing, or may not want to admit it.

who's your bias?

Hah YES ☺️

I think that, given it only took 2 votes to see white smoke, AND that this is an American born Pope, this is a real Opus Dei/ Vance/Coney Barrett SMACKDOWN!

Guessing the rage poster is a Trump Stan

Like people actually stan those corny k pop folks

I’m just busy counting all the ways the Catholic Church has helped women’s rights, and the poor with their billions of dollars. Nope, still waiting.

I gots to get me a hat like that

zuppi a cutie

Look, if they are rating all the cardinals on bangability, that means someone thinks I’m bangable too

Pope coulda had a cool catchphrase

Francis Prevost, pope Leon XIV was chosen

God interrupted: For the first time in history, an American Pope—Leo—who has witnessed the horrors of DJT and the MAGA agenda, rises to lead a global coalition to refute a Constitution twisted against compassion, and restore humanity’s soul.

Curtains for Zuppi?

Rig smoke took to long usa man and insult to lady's no lady pope

I sad we no get pope pizzaballa… 😢😢😢

And Zandaya is Meechee

Curtains for Zuppi

This is some Tingus Pingus type

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zuppi gang

Everyone was really rooting for Pizzaballa.

pōpst

It should be called the Popsicle instead of pope cycle but the lawyers always have to come in with their fancy suits and spoil all the fun.

so many funny hats

Kpope stans

I mean this has been a thing forever it's just we can see it now

Its not pope cycle. Its popsicle, and I like cherry more than those orange ones.

The Italian guys last name is literally Pizzaballa? Sorry I’m just catching up

My two cents: We've already had a 'Pope John Paul', time for a 'Pope George Ringo'.