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"someone could've fucked a kid with my dick"

bro really said “sorry my friend was on the computer”

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Trump gave Epstein the autopen

It's weird he keeps denying it considering nothing bad will happen to him if he says yes. He has already been found guilty to more than a dozen crimes and none of them mattered.

Well technically we've still got "It was a long time ago" and "Nobody really got hurt by it" but yeah. Evil cunts never take responsibility

He did not answer the question. He said somebody could have done it. He didn't say he didn't do it.

The final gambit is gonna be having Ghislaine say she's never seen someone as innocent as Trump and then pardoning her right?

I thought the pedophile’s final gambit was setting fire to the entire compound and taking all your cultists with you, as popularized by David Koresh.

I always forge generally tender birthday cards for all my enemies.

We need a Shotgun(,) King

Aka “throwing the diddler’s dice”

I’m not the ONLY Donald who has an autopen!

I want his ass in jail! He is nasty. Trump is a pedophile!

He is one those men on the list. His name is in that book. Nasty ass man

"It's not mine, I was holding the pen for a friend!"

I bet the person who wrote the letter and used his name was Donald Trump.

“You ever heard someone say, ‘I wouldn’t fuck them with your dick’ well, here we’ve got the opposite and it’s something we’re taking very seriously”

Just put the Obama lawsuit in the bag it’s over

"There must of been a second Donald Trump impersonating me being a pedophile!"

"That could be anyone's penis with 'Ivanka' tattooed on it."

INTERRUPT THE PRESIDENT AND ASK, "YES, BUT DID YOU"

Actual public school “I got caught cheating on an exam” excuse

"It doesn't exist, but if it does I didn't write it." Air tight defense

or maybe it was whether donold is racist

Incredible Defense. "Your honor, have you considered that someone faked those letters to Epstein, a guy I've constantly called friend?"

Is that someone named “Donald J. Trump?”

Maybe someone using his name and wearing his suit and painted with his makeup raped those kids?

He’s one adderall bump away from posting “technically it’s ephebophilia”

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim... The circle gets bigger and bigger.

That's right up there with "someone hacked my computer to make it download porn."

It's insane that he doesn't outright deny it, he HAS to deflect no matter what.

About as believable as when Prince Andrew claimed he physically could not sweat at the time.

"I'm no letter writer. Letter writers are only interested in writing 1-10 letters per year. I'm actually a correspondent, correspondents focus on sending between 12-16 pieces of mail. Words matter."

He's going to do the pardon, and it will be end of his Presidency as soon as Dems take the House and seats in the Senate next year. OVER.

Oh, shit in the middle of this he's going to SCOTLAND?! They already hate his ass! They're gonna tear him apart! We're about to get some of the world's best protest signs!