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fair and balanced!

That’s the line that hooked me too.

fucksake, if you ever see me hold a gun like either one of those idiots, do me the favor of shooting me for everyone else's safety.

I increasingly think he left Substack not merely 60 percent for the publicity, but 100 percent. I could swear Newton did something skeevy years back -- and maybe got fired for it? -- but I can't find it. Plagiarism or something. Maybe I'm mixing him up with somebody else.

Good. BlueSky dead ender reporting for duty! 🫡

"vituperative crank" is A+ bio material though or a good label for a crank in your bat cave.

"A lot of people like me, you big meanie" is certainly a take.

Maybe he means into depressing social realism, like kitchen sink drama. Makes sense to me.

A hit dog will holler.

kara swisher (of all people!) attempting to shame newton for being too cozy with musk is absurd these people all deserve each other

I want this in actual Poster form. 18 x 24 frameable numbered prints. Do a short series for every holiday as theme, the more obscure the better. Is there a Buggy Whip Day you could do, as a dead ender? Cobol Coder Day? Steam Engine Days? Dying Spirit of America Day?

Not just a vituperative crank. THE vituperative crank.

Is Casey Newton the guy who is literally marrying Anthropic?

it's really quite fine if you do

you hurt him so bad he had to grab his therapeutic thesaurus

Casey Newton immediately retreats to his podcast hugbox where he gets asspats and softball pushback so he can self-righteously say he listened to criticism. and YOU'RE the Bluesky dead-ender. Okie-doo