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I was pretty skeptical about wokeness but this has convinced me. It’s extremely serious and something we should all be concerned about 😳

Word has gone out from Tufton Street: WOKE LEVEL 10. Allege EVERYTHING is woke.

Leave it to “Conservatives” to clutch their pearls and scream at chickens for “tearing their civilization apart”. Has anyone checked Conservatives for brain damage lately? Maybe a cat scan is in order.

Well!!

🤣🤣🤣 I actually love the fact they feel that way hahahaha. Wouldn't have it any other way.

I opened the article. I was reminded why I don't open DM articles.

You are a complete tosser pal

About time you moved on from LBC.

Don't think you can have those two together, it'd cause a resonance cascade or something.

Stewart Lee could get an hours worth of material from the headline 😂

Bloody avocados and olives coming over her undocumented to steal our palates.... It's the thin edge of a doorstop sarnie 😂

Woke sandwiches according to the mailonline 😂

You know a Mail article has jumped the shark when even the comments on the Mail site itself - which are usually the first to screech about 'woke' - are saying how ludicrous it is. Do they not realise the tabloids know that 'woke' means absolutely nothing and it's just used to rile them up?

First they came for our sarnies, then they came for our pasties... Until we were all forced to eat lefty lunches, and social snacks.

A tragic waste of electrons ...

It always feels like the Sun/Mail are deliberately making fun of their readers.

So it turns out I've been fighting a culture war for 30 years with my carrot and humous sandwiches and blissfully unaware of it.

Pretty sure I remember an anti-Millennial rant from the daily mail once after Chicken Fajita wraps started out-selling Egg and Cress. People find the craziest things to be upset about.

Pret hooked up with McD in the late 90's as well.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social try Sauce stache's vegan fillings at least, if we want to at least make a pretence of believing in this woke malarkey! youtu.be/3izv2MpgG5Y?...

Tbh this is a reason they can't afford to buy a house

😂

Take your woke chicken and shove it Gen Z!

If we have roast chicken for dinner I’ll have leftovers in a sandwich at work next day. Is this Woke? I do sometimes blob some cranberry sauce on it. I’m confused It’s so hard to keep up isn’t it? 🤷‍♂️😂

Chicken is woke unless it's chlorinated, As trade deals are coordinated, To take your woke away. Chop the trees down for the cows, As monocrop soya grows, Because that's what shareholders say. Traded souls for oil, So we can have the spoils, In our bank accounts today...

How was this not Smiley Fritz?! , travesty.

but is it vegan tofu or woke tofu? 🤪

Oh for goodness sake - how utterly stupid! And to think people actually get paid to churn out such utter drivel.

Brilliant 👏 👏 👏

😂😂😂 What next? Bi-parmesan?

KFC should open a branch for socialists where they only serve the left wings.

The real reason why there’s no harm is because of Brexit red tape stop it coming from Denmark. But that’s what you get when you take control.

Oh it’s official, I’m woke! 🎉

As the chicken said 'Woke woke woke woke woke' (say it to yourself in chicken speak 😅😅🐔🐓🐔🐓🐔🐓

Howling with laughter over “woke watch”. Who knew the humble chicken was woke 🤣🤣🤣

And the madness continues… What will be woke next? Croissant’s with jam? Flavoured chocolate? Chocolate biscuits? Black coffee? I’ll stop there, I don’t want to give out any ideas

Boring. can we ban the word woke now. It’s a bit 2018.

You neo-Marxist, woke morallist. 😭😭Men😭😭

You need to resurect "WOKE WATCH" 🤣

Does chicken and stuffing count? Surely the stuffing would even out the wokeness and turn it into a proper British sandwich worthy of Ray Winston or Jim Davidson.

Wow

I am Woke AF and enjoy a ham and mustard sandwich as much as I enjoy a watercress, avocado and tomato sandwich. WTF?

First they came for our classroom kids, then they came for our gammon sandwiches! God help us all 🤣

Someone with the technical knowhow needs to loop James saying "fancy woke fillings" and set it to a beat

I saw sone Gen z ditching bread and wrap food in lettuce. The nation is gonna sink deeper and deeper

If people pay for reading the tripe The Fail churn out, then more fool them 😂

Makes all the more sense why they hate BlueSky too

Lefty facts?? OMG love that!!😂🤣😂😂. That’s right up there with “I don’t know what Brexit is, I don’t understand it but I know that I want it”. We need to write some sort of a reference Woke Book. And diet book

I want to slap the person who wrote an article about « woke » sandwiches. They wasted our precious time for this stupidity.

Chicken and ham filling is one of my favourites, stuck in the middle is me.

Will Sandwiches and other foodstuffs use a traffic light system to indicate the 'wokeness' of ingredients?

I'm sure the Mail could give us a list of what is "woke" and what isn't...I'd love to know so I could be more "woke".

Am I allowed mayo instead of dripping, or is that going too far?

I really think a woke party should be created - the definition of woke is in my view something everybody should work towards

Woke bread: sourdough, olive, focaccia, spelt, brioche None woke bread: white sliced, buns (white), un-sliced (white), toast, fried bread, Nimble Borderline: Brown bread (no bits) French stick not ‘baguette’ Naan only as curry and lager combo Flat bread with donner, gyro or shawarma (after pub)

Is gammon an anti-woke filling?

And the irony of it being Hungary 🤣

How to tell if your sandwich is woke... Take your sandwich, put your ear very close and like hearing the ocean in a sea shell you might hear the filling calling "free Palestine", "black lives matter", "trans rights are human rights" etc. Then you have a woke sandwich.

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Is chicken and ham woke or does that balance out?

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Not all 60yr olds, some of us are not that way inclined. 😉

I’m wondering who gets to decide what’s woke and what’s not?

We are living in the dumbest timeline

bunch of losers

You can't even use the Daily Mail as toilet paper - the pages are already covered in crap!

oh i didn't know he was on here. thanks. blocking.

You are the man, keep going on.

Eating the food you like is woke. Back in my day you took what you could get. Nothing wrong with rationing. Powdered ham with grizzled acorns. Cardboard from cereal boxes for bread. We all turned out fine.

That get's a follow!

Not wishing to lower the tone , but is that "Kneed" as in the b****.

😂

So, I clicked on translate, I am very disappointed with Google Translate.

I love how here on @bsky.app we can laugh about relevant quaint irreverent stuff like automated translation of a tweet not like Twitter X where you scroll through hundreds of none relevant comments. Then get a troll arguing over why the tweeted video should not have been posted. 😌

Considering LBC elevated hysterical "anti-woke" voices that brought this garbage into the world, maybe mrjamessob shouldn't be shocked.

James, would you ever debate with someone well informed but with a different opinion to you? I ask because I've only ever heard you taking calls from people who you can easily belittle, or you can fade out. You're a well paid professional; when will you debate with another professional?

Watching 👀 @mrjamesob.bsky.social on @bsky.app feels expensive and so relevant. Just loving the social media sky being blue right now. 😌

not even just woke sandwich fillings - Gen Z also prefer to cut their sandwiches straight down the middle! sandwiches cut diagonally have been cancelled BECAUSE OF WOKE! 🙃

I wonder if people knew all this would they still consume it as much.

Lawks!

Agree! Wish people would look up the definition 🙈🤣

Chick-can you believe it?

What? Wait... Woke means healthy now!?

I reckon there could be an opening for a business to sell fried chicken sandwiches……with a fair head wind and a decent offering it could be sold globally.

As a flexitarian - I had woke chicken yesterday

This would be extremely funny if a significant proportion of the population didn't take it seriously

Personally I prefer spam and dripping on white bread. With butter and plenty of salt, just to bring out the flavour.

why are chickens woke??? Just bekawws!!!

HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣

I've not got why the reform just really want tae break this grt idea o Rachel. and who actually care for proscest food.

Send a Mail reader into a tizzy by offering them a Coronation chicken sandwich.