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i keep getting ads for this very real housing development near me and this name lol no thank you i will not be living in the horror movie murder town, thank you

5/10/26, 10:51 pm17 reposts120 likes

Karl Bode

@karlbode.com

timid butte

Vlad @ Vertvolta Press

@vertvoltapress.bsky.social

I'm good, living my best life in Compliant Valley

Flashman

@crankgriems.bsky.social

This one always makes me think of old lettuce

Nic Healey

@doctornic.bsky.social

"Oh I'm just here to welcome you to beautiful Cravens Vista!"

Luke Plunkett

@lukeplunkett.com

this video is absolutely playing on a broken TV screen in a room covered in blood

youtube.comCravens Vista Video 1YouTube video by Denman Prospect

$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird

@sirilyan.com

I liked the part where a bum turns into a mailbox.

Michael Hughes

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Widow’s Bay vibes

Amos Ozempic

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A subdivision named Carpenter Heights and every street name is one of his movies; Thing Steet, Fog Lane, Mouth of Madness Avenue, etc.... would be cool

final girl austin

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Hallowe'en Way, famous for its lavish christmas in july display

Mad Dr. Jimbosaur, Espooky.

@jimbosaur.bsky.social

Wes's name aside, "Cravens Vista" is what you name the old New England seaside town where the founders and all their descendants were cursed for their cowardice 300 years ago, not your new-build cul-de-sac-sprawl suburban development.