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famous last words to say to an old geezer with no living children: “I got away with it once…..what makes you think I can’t do it again. Watch your back.”

Xbox workers among 60,000 staff offered voluntary exit by Microsoft

I'd like to humbly request to not be fucked not a fan of sex

This article does not discuss one major reason why chocolate in the West got worse - Ghana and Ivory Coast, the two African countries that are the biggest suppliers of cacao globally, got organised and started demanding fair prices for it. www.reuters.com/world/africa...

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maybe this is just the SharePoint team and we're on our way to a much brighter and more beautiful SharePointless future

My first professional voice gig, I got to share the booth with Bauza, him as Bugs and me as Beaky. I was so nervous, so scared... and then he came into the booth with me, reassured me, told me I'd do better than okay, and for that half hour I felt like I really could be good enough for him.

✨🌙 Little moon wolf 🌙✨

i make one post in portuguese today and start getting interactions on this two year old post

Unbelievable loss. An amazing talent, and just a really, really good person. www.instagram.com/p/De8RFy4pyov/

this guy would make a great yakuza villain representing american imperialism for kiryu to punch

what is the earliest console game that lets you pick non-binary and please tell me it's not fucking austin powers for game boy color of all things

allende was frequently protested by those on the left, including his own nephew

“ The Houthis have recently homed in on a particular set of revelations to try to undermine Saudi Arabia’s leaders — namely that associates of the Saudi royal court sent tapestries that had draped the holiest site in Islam to Mr. Epstein’s private island.” www.nytimes.com/2026/10/23/w...

now seeing: Resident Evil (2026)

Everyone thought Lula was cooked, hopeless. Then he bought a phone and started posting and now he's gonna get a 4th term. The lesson is to never stop posting.

my contribution to the cheesecake clowning

my hat has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my hat

i replaced my bed with a smaller bed so i could have more space in my room but i forgot to account for how my cats remain the same size (massive)

perpetual proponent of this and reduced # of channels

ok nintendo

a vampire seeking a lawyer: so barrister, what would you say your area of expert teeth is in

more sodas

"my child turned out fine" sir your child thanks people for not being mad at them even when theyve done nothing that could merit them being mad

hug your loved ones, man. it's going to be a rough four years.

I'm internally contextualizing this by meditating on how insane with rage someone arguing we will need to preserve the tacky ballroom for reasons of historicity would make me

ABBOTT: Japanese developers today have unique names, like FromSoftware COSTELLO: From what ABBOTT: FromSoftware COSTELLO: I thought you said it was from Japan ABBOTT: It is COSTELLO: But what's the name of the developer ABBOTT: FromSoftware COSTELLO: The Software's From Japan, though ABBOTT: Yes

People not buying my plagiarized version of Candy crush with busty anime girls is political violence

biggest impact on the internet is probably still this

how i see these in my mind's eye

im just a shark #sharks #art

The girls have come a long way #korrasami 💜

Mina from Deadlock fanart. Damn I love Deadlock character design