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Is it suicide? Is it wrong to hope it's suicide? I hope it's suicide.

Yah, he's done.

why wait?

he should contemplate prison as a real possibility

More time for prayer and contemplation.

He needs to retire to spend more time with his "son" and their porn monitoring

Buh-bye

And his discussion of post election lawn care was I'm sure pre screened by orange tubulard as acceptable pre election gaslight.

Good.

One thing about this is that the landscaping/lawn care industry certainly needs legs to push mowers after Johnson's attack on foreign workers.

“If God moves on our hearts and says we should, you know, go back to my hometown of Shreveport and start a lawn business, I’ll do that with equal fervor,” Johnson said. “I mean, I just want to be of my highest and best use… to God and to my country.”

Mike Johnson faces yet another problem entirely. He actively participated in the high treason against the USA—and in the destruction of democracy and the Constitution by Donald Trump—by shielding Trump and his henchmen at every turn. For Johnson, this means facing the death penalty.

Anywhere other than rotting inside a state prison will be a tragedy

Non-stop BS for his lawn business.

Evil,demented, soulless, corrupt clowns.

It's never too early to follow your dreams, Mike!

he thinks being of highest use to God is making money in a lawn business? or how about using all the money you have and do aid work in Central America or Africa or someplace?

He’ll be breaking ground on “Lil” Mikey’s Home For Wayward Boys” within months of leaving office.

Republican donors will make it rain for Johnson. Seven figure no-show job is waiting.

Maybe it could be livestreamed?😎

I could see 15-20 Republican House reps retiring or not seeking reelection in 2028. If that happens an additional 8-10 seats could end up flipping over the next two years. I think that estimates are under playing the country's sentiment and we could see upwards of 30 seats go blue.

The rats are starting to leave …

Always a good time to watch this gem of a video

Hahaha 😂

🤣 I came here to ask if he was looking for a franchise opportunity.

My very first thought 🧐

I wouldn’t trust him with a gas can on my property.

It can’t happen soon enough! He is truly an evil, heartless,corrupt liar! 🤥 His only goal was to protect the president while destroying democracy. 😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬

Johnson is done has such a nice ring to it. MJ the Trump clown will slink into infamy and be remembered as a feckless Trump yes man.

Once he has nothing to give him, Trump will toss him to the curb like a bucket of fish heads.

DEMAND to put his criminal corrupt ass in prison USA CITIZENS!

This slimy treason weasel should be dialing Drumps 911 for an immediate pardon. He is a major co-conspirator to the Mango Mussolini crime spree.

Little Johnson is just as guilty as the rest of the republicans, they're ALL complicit!!

He’s got to end up in prison for his crimes he did in the name of Trump against American people!!!!

exit strat for the fucking traitors

Time to bite a curb Johnson

Lawn boy

..and the burning bush told Michael, thow shalt mow lawns." “If God... says we should, you know, go back to my hometown of Shreveport and start a lawn business, I’ll do that with equal fervor,” Johnson said. “I mean, I just want to be of my highest and best use… to God and to my country.”

He should have been done a long time ago

I think he shoukd go into septic tank clean up business.

Stick a fork in him...he's done.

Will he partner with four seasons garden centre?

In the closet Mike Johnson

I have thoughts of my own.

Excuse me? A lawn business? Good luck finding labor, dipshit. And Jim Jordan? Really? That's who they want to lead their party?

I guess the mowing season in Louisiana only requires 74 days of work a year.

Looking forward to this plot twist: Teacher Lauren Jewett (D) wins and replaces Steve Scalise (R) as US House Rep for Louisiana's District 1 (most of Southeastern La). 😎 www.laurenjewett.com

Creepy Mike, Kevin might have a support group for ousted Speakers of the House. 🤷‍♀️

Good riddance. But I wouldn't trust him to do the work, takes vacations a lot.

I wonder if when #MikeJohnson opens his lawn service back in #Shreveport if he's going to give his crew paid holiday leave for 3/4 of the Year too? Seems like a pretty nice perk he likes to offer....

Mike Johnson reacts...

OMG LawnBoy

I wouldn't trust him to pull my weeds.

once more mikey "trump's got my" johnson bravely runs away when the going gets mildly bothersome

Yes, every pardon trump issued should be reversed. Criminal can't pardon other Criminals.

He appears to be signaling he is not interested in doing an insurrection, just putting on his hat and heading home.

Is he retiring to spend more time monitoring his family's porn habits?

Exit plan? try Nuremberg for someone who talks to Jesus Mikey he didn’t tell you that?

A lawn business, Mike, just like the Hispanic immigrants have used to step up to the American Dream?

..not sorry for him!

Can't go home until he's out of jail.

Prediction: He will cry on the stand, if he doesn’t kill himself first. #TrumpNurembergTrials

That’s why he’s deporting immigrants. Take away the competition in the landscaping industry.

Perhaps Leavenworth would be a good place for him

Off to his island? Mike has an island too. And he adopted an adult child when Mike was only in his 20s. He lives with a Pastor and was a Dean at the Pastor's Law College that never had any students or opened. Investigate Mike and his Johnson

God is not in ANYTHING Mike Johnson does or says. He's a blasphemous hypocrite and Hell will be his home if he doesn't sincerely repent and ask for forgiveness! He won't because he's too arrogant and haughty to do so! He believes God has placed him above others! He'll have a rude awakening one day!

Mike will be involved with eel porn on his beastiality Only Fans site come January.

I wouldn't hire Mike Johnson to be the city park pooper-scooper, let alone cut a lawn.

May he step on a fire ant mound while wearing flip flops

The 'god killer' has arrived...

Jordan is perfect. He will kill the already mortally wounded Gop House. Go for it Gym

DEMS should go back to DC, they should all report to the House Floor, they should debate Hegseth’s Impeachment, The Epstein files, Trumps mental decline, the fleecing of the US. They need to show up for the American People. Decorum is dead, but we don’t have to follow GOP rules. Go back to DC

He has a promising future as a garden gnome!

Start packing Mike

No need to wait until November

Another FOX NEWS personality in the making!

“Mike Johnson’s Four Seasons Total Landscaping,” coming soon.

Creepy hypocrite

You don't get to hide in exile, Mike. Not you. I'd imagine you're going to be answering questions for a long, long time.

I think he should open a septic tank business. He is used to shoveling shit for a living.💩

😂

His own party is already shopping for his replacement. 'Johnson's done,' a Republican told Fox. Two years of bending the knee for Trump and his reward is getting shoved out the door. Loyalty to Trump is a one-way street.

I don't believe him and why would anyone? The man lies more than he breathes. He will claim leadership of the election deniers right behind his disgusting boss: "I was really looking forward to changing careers but this brazen theft of the election left me no choice but to stay and fight."

Take his home and all his assets and put him in jail for sedition and then he’ll be done!

Not sure that's the astro-turfing he's thinking of

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Can't wait for his smug face to get into History's trash can.

He's priority target #47. He's not getting away anytime soon.

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> ... Johnson acknowledged the possibility of losing the Republican House majority in November and suggested he might leave Washington altogether... Say what? .. conceding defeat so soon? .. fuck the polling .. they've been wrong before the REAL POLL is on Tuesday, November 3rd .. #Vote #America !

#Johnson might be leaving government elective office for a mandatory stay in the government‘s #DOP.

Loser

Trump is the speaker, Mike's Johnson is but a hand puppet

The planet is more to my liking. 💯

He'll be answering Grindr calls in whatever city Is hosting a rethug event.

Surely a doormat business would suit him better?

MAGA Mike Is Losing. His Days Are Numbered & He Knows It. He FEARS The Midterms He’s panicking & freaking out.Pain & Suffering is in his future Lil Tiny Petite Slimy Weasel Nerd mikey johnson.🥸He’s a whiny bitch. He’s a criminal & scared little coward.He’s trumps PET,lap dog & loyal servant

“Heaven forbid, if we lose this majority or whatever, I don’t know what my next chapter of life is,” How does a long PRISON sentence for treason sound, MAGA Mike?? Cause that’s where you’re headed. #FUCKTRUMP

Thought they were all up for reelection? Bit premature to talk about their future.

I hope he gets no customers none!!! This man destroyed a lot!!! In name of Christ …..🤦‍♂️😳🤢

Is there perhaps a major right wing news show that seeks angry closeted homosexuals to float conspiracy theories for morons?

I’d love to see him try and pull-start a mower

Maybe he's bluffing, but it is our duty to call him on it. We all know the jackasses don't want to actually do the work.

😁

"Get Johnson on the phone before Newsmax offers him a contract." - FOX "News"

He does know how to shovel sh!t, I’ll give him that.