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I'm sure there will be no long-term consequences to all of us veering between hypervigilance over potential nuclear war and trying to go to work because none of us can afford to pay our bills and may still be trying to recover from health consequences from the pandemic we're pretending didn't happen

Please post photos! I assume you're going to eat the eggs, so I suggest names like Omelet, Over Easy, Scrambled, Hardboiled, Poached, etc

I'm getting a lot of people correcting me on my wording of the pandemic part because I didn't say "still happening" but I would argue that pretending it never happened also inherently implies it could not still be happening. We're not just acting like it's over. We're acting like it never was.

We had a mass casualty event and even if it HAD literally ended and we all just went back to normal like we have? That would be fucking unhinged. But as someone who almost died from long covid, yeah, I also don't love we're ALSO pretending it isn't still happening!

Anyway I said what I said, and what I said is way worse than what you're trying to correct me with. 😂 BE MORE ANGRY, LIKE ME

If you let the internet name them at least one will be called Chicken McChickface

Chicky McChickenface

And a third one named Chickie McChickFace.

Am I a slightly drunk weirdo for thinking you could name them all after O’Kanes and adjacent characters?

Oh, we need a Dallas and a Lex chicken!

Can you imagine how annoying a Dallas chicken could be? LOL ON THE OTHER HAND... 🤔

They should be as chaotic as possible. Like one should be Jessica Fletcher and one should be EPUB.

what about naming them after 12 defunct e-pubs? *runs away*

1. jessica fletcher 2. EPUB 3. corn dog 4. hezekiah 5. daft punk 6. jack daniels 7. jeff bridges 8. millennium falcon 9. first amendment 10. deinonychus 11. stand mixer 12. sloth

the last one always to be followed by (the sin, not the animal)

One should be called Whistle. I think it's a cute call back name. I was considering leftist supply depot but that seemed kinda long.

Idk now I want to call one Leftist Supply Depot and we have to donate all of its eggs to community programs. 😂