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Prescient.

I am glad that Nancy has minions.

quick, Nancy - have one of your staffers inform the school paper that Sluggo's milkshakes use ice cream that is from antibiotic cows... AND that the milk is PASTEURIZED!

That wouldn't work nowadays with all the cardboard straws they got

Nancy was ripe for an estranged-mother-betrayal ad but Sluggo went for the carbohydrate vote instead.

The straws that broke the camel's back.

Nancy has a choice to make. Read up on election law or read up on magic and ritual in order to subdue Sluggo.

That same straw today costs $5k 🥲

Nancy explodes on the regular, anyway, like Old Faithful. Old Hateful.

Where’s the poor kid getting the campaign scratch? Did Peter Thiel make progress with his Time Machine?

Nancytown is a swamp.

Sluggo so smooth!