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They were probably running slower, hoping he could catch up.😉😂

Estrogen beats low-T Petey boy every time!

A douche canoe full of disgrace…

Who's that chasing those soldiers? The secretary of war crimes.

I somehow don't believe these workout videos of Hegseth look the way he thinks they do.

Thought he wanted me only fit & trim generals in the Pentagon. What’s his excuse?

Everyone is in front of him.

A bunch of knees to chests and one knees to slightly above knees.

Lmao 🤣

RUN FASCIST, RUN!

Why are we in a war led by a senile man who's using an election as the inflection point to decide when we attack "the enemy?" That's not how you run wars. It's not how you win wars. It's how a psychopath scrambles to use America's sons and daughters as political pawns in an unpopular war.

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Hegseth is a man that definitely overestimates his performance levels.

What's really embarrassing is that this video would be a more likely reason for Trump to fire him than any birdbrained, idiotic stunt he has pulled.

Gravy Seal

Weakling

According to Fox entertainment… he’s about to lap them!

W👿W

He needs a big shot of testosterone. Although it would be like him, a waste

'Secretary of War CRIMES', to be more accurate. The other suggests those under him are the criminals. Just a suggestion.

"I'm going to put all of them back on the USS Lincoln and keep them there."

I hope he goes down so fuckin bad, fuck everyone of you trump supporters, especially veterans for trump

Oopsie.

Do you think the rest of the team punked him? Maybe he is just consistently this bad. Or maybe his pipes were burning and he was desperately dehydrated?

Sad. He can’t even do pull-ups. He needs testosterone injections.

Nah, he was about to lap them for the 431st time. Someone tied a stick to his head with a bottle of JD on the end.

When you can't get off the booze and don't want to!

Captain Testosterone

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Not long to go. Maybe by Xmas we will need the champagne and popcorn.

What a pathic loser : ]

Wait… Did CrossFit not prepare him for this challenge?

I’m sure he was just making sure there were no stragglers!

Run Fat Boy, Run!

It reminds me of Josh Hawley running through the Capitol on J6.

Is it just me or are they running FROM him?

Maybe he’s afraid to let anyone behind him 🤔

Definitely Low-T for Secretary Gin and Moronic.

Or had a serious hangover. 😵

He is struggling.

He's struggling SO much too 🤣 I'm in better shape than that piece of shit and I haven't actually exercised in probably 25 years

"Why’s he losing?" “Too busy hunting ‘weirdo, beardo fatties, trannies, & wimps.' Turns out calling everyone else soft doesn’t make you faster.” 😏🤦🤬🇨🇦

Just hegseth, proving once again that he's a loser.

The Shit Ass tattoo is weighing IT DOWN!!!

Camera couldn't keep up with Josh Hawley. He is way out in front.

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He runs like he should be in last place.

A fattie weirdo with no beardo, because testosterone does not work for this wimp?? imho

Old Lard ASS.

He might want to get his testosterone checked

Looking like he’s about to pass out.🤭🤭

Hoodlum, I love your posts!

Alcohol sweats, glory. Lol.

Fake Race

The flaming sambucas before PT are rarely a good idea.

Every one of those servicemembers went "we're gonna smoke that clown" and off they went. He's such a fucking loser.

I think they're going steady not to show him up but...they still did

His form screams something hurts...his feet or a side stitch?

The four-martini lunch fucked him up.

And that slacker wants a firing squad?

Notice how he is far behind the women. He is a perfect example of why we have to keep men out of women’s sports; they will get humiliated.

Can this fucking loser stop pretending he is good at sports?

Hey slow poke

Thank you, Quinn. :)

“Get me to the testosterone dispensary ASAFP!” Wardo Kegsbreath

Turns out misogyny, bigotry, ugly soul, and an oversized fucking ego still can’t outrun women doing their jobs!!!

Where’s the Benny Hill music?

😂😂 hope he gets his testosterone tested 😂😂

Just perf

Momma didn’t lie.

I was thinking by blood test. Needle or bayonet.

I saw a clip of him struggling to do lunges holding ten pound weights! FN P***Y! 😭

His form is just wrong. Maybe a bottle of booze dangled in front of him might improve things?? You know, like this:

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Alcohol poisoning catches up with you.

No wimps.... Expert for me ~peter

youtube.com/shorts/8MYaw...

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Hegseth Puff n Stuff?

Hahahahaha

There's an 'f' word you can't say for good reason but I wish we could make an exception just for this jackass.

Drunk?

He is a war criminal in my opinion. cbwrong.blogspot.com/2026/10/he-h...

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Low T Petey

youtu.be/AE0tQup46tw?... No weirdos?

How about "NO DRUNKIES, SO FLUNKIES, NO BOOZERS, NO LOSERS". Also...no guy that had a make up studio in the Pentagon?

YOU decide. joneselikeus.substack.com/p/get-loud?r...

Mr testosterone Needs an injection

He runs as awkward as he does pull ups.

💕 that are at least two women ahead of him…

He tried to make the physical readiness tests too hard for females. Turns out he only made it too hard for himself.

He thought a few beers before the race might help

Look at that “high T” go- lol!

Hint: It’s not Josh Hawley

Check his testosterone.

What a fucking loser. 😂

He can't check out all the tight buttocks from the front, can he?

They didn’t even pretend to respect this clown, there’s hope.

He is out, when the first soldier is overtaking him. RUN, Soldiers, RUN

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Not what you would call "The leader of the pack"

The Secretary of Idiocy.

Always bringing up the rear. First out, last back.

come on…he was hungover again.

He obviously lapped everyone else, or maybe completing his first lap that he started at dawn, the day before.

This video is way too short.

If that was my unit I would of threatened every one of my guys/gals that if any of them finished behind that douche the whole unit would pay! Military people understand.