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This means something.

😂stupid people need stupid news

Close Encounters of the Spud Kind

Tylenol.

He will eat it, gladly

You roasted me well, but I'll not carry a chip upon my shoulder!

Nope.

I hear similar UFOs are often spotted in Idaho.

Someone just threw a fresh mint tic tac in front of the camera lens.

Trump will do anything to distract people from his failures.

This image is an artistic interpretation of a 2022 incident potentially involving unidentified anomalous phenomena, or U.A.P., reported near Colorado Springs.Credit...U.S.

Just because it was wrapped in aluminum foil and looked fresh out of the oven, we can't assume it's actually a potato inside.

Exactly what came to my mind as well!

Idaho invading?

Don't print lies

looks like an epstain on the lens

Wow. We've been eating aliens for centuries.

It was actually a large potato

Unidentified Frying Object.

@darthbluesky.bsky.social was it you?

So "Eyes on the skies" has a new meaning?

You mean a lenticular cloud?

Meh. Saw it better back c. 1983

How many French fries did it make?

A giant potato the size of a giant potato

Was it the Epstein files? If not, I'm not falling for this distraction.

Um, @darthbluesky.bsky.social what do you know about this

I think someone will have to infiltrate the potato underground for an understand of why spudnik are taking to the sky.

You’re not a serious newspaper.

Still interested in seeing his name removed from the Kennedy center. Nice try though

A giant potato, or what looked like one Don't be all wishywashy. it was a giant potato.

When you mash up potatoes right they look like soft, fluffy clouds. So why can't a cloud look like a potato? Anyway, more UFO files, please.

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“Artistic interpretation” of the potato! 🤣 This is worthy of The Onion.

UFOs and Big Foot (including Yeti) and crop circles. I loved the show In Search Of. My little brother loved The Weekly World News; he believed all the articles were real (when he was 6-10 years old).

The 1950s want their silly hysteria back

Thanks- at least I don't feel totally nuts now. Tempting to delete my post, but I'll let the shame be a teachable moment for me.

Nop!

Don’t they recognize a Chipotle burrito when they see one?