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let sleeping hogs lie

Gather round, children.

hog lore needs to be passed on

This is going to be the North American House Hippo for an entirely new audience.

any time! what a weird thing lol

It was my understanding there wasn’t going to be this much Alf.

what a moment to be alive

Shortly followed by, "btw, this is @faineg.bsky.social, they post insightful analysis on a variety of subjects. And Alf's dick. Welcome!"

little-flying-robots.ghost.io/how-i-accide...

probably @faineg.bsky.social’s feed

I blamed Alf for gen x trauma recently I will take your word for it

Alf. ALF. AAALF! You're 93 years old and you don't know what ALF is? Piece of crap!

Elitist. (This is a joke everyone)