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dazzle do an inverse vulgar roast of this person (my daughter)

David Gura@davidgura.bsky.social

cool, cool

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how foreign must your own child be to you that three words can’t be brought to mind to describe her that you must hope a computer program has a clue about her

Your daughter is every fucking ten year old ever. And like every ten year old ever all she wants is for her mom to show any amount of non-techologically-mediated interest in her.

What makes my son special: - He's a frk'n manic that loves Voltron, Transformers, and Minecraft. - He likes to give hugs whenever he sees someone crying. - He thinks I'm the best daddy in the world. Knowing your kid helps to write about how special they are.