Moby Hick

Moby Hick

@mobyhick.bsky.social

The transition from cock fighting to Pokémon Go was easier than I thought it would be.

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As we were reminded yet again yesterday, we can’t take anything for granted with this election when Trump and his enablers are desperate to avoid accountability for their actions.

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I really want people to understand that if you are sincerely committed to even the most milquetoast liberal beliefs, virtually everybody in a position of authority or influence in the American media and intelligentsia hates you and wants you to die.

Steve Vladeck@stevevladeck.bsky.social

This is a really striking tweet.

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Highland Park. Under the Highland Park Bridge. Animal Control called in and said that they have a pelican which escaped from the Pittsburgh Zoo and it's swimming in the river. They would like River Rescue to help get it back.

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Oh I assure you this was intentionally leaked to Fox Business. It was entirely intended for public consumption.

farmerdude.bsky.social@farmerdude.bsky.social

Bessents remark was not intended for public consumption, it was purely a bone thrown intended for Trump to hear. Gotta keep the dictator giddy.

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Currently at the bathroom at NYCC having the worst shit of my life and someone outside of my stall says "Erica Henderson is here" and it takes me a few seconds to realize they mean the con and not the toilet

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Trump's suit appears to be part of Jos. A. Bank's Traveler line. The suit is listed as having been made abroad using a wool-polyester-spandex blend. The company describes it as having the "ultimate stretch" and was designed to minimize body odor.

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Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.

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Trump is planning to host a third gala for the top investors of his $TRUMP crypto coin. He and his family have raked in $2.2 billion from their crypto ventures, while their investors have lost almost the same amount. They’ll fleece anyone they can — even their own supporters.

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rough first week for humans at the intergalactic council. everyone was really nice but we spent a lot of time at orientation trying to figure out what made us unique among all the galaxy's species. turns out we're the only ones who thought to deep fry cheese. that's it. we're the fried cheese planet

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I think even the I Never Thought Leopards Would Eat My Face people are getting to the point where they’re saying “Look, I’ve got my pride—I thought at least my face would get eaten by, you know, a leopard, not by this giant fucking dummy.”

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We cannot build a safer future by further building a surveillance state. Flock cameras & now ALPRs are expanding the ability to track people’s movements, often without their consent. Public safety matters, but so do our constitutional rights, privacy, & freedom to live without constant monitoring.

thehill.comIt’s not just Flock. These cameras, ALPRs may also be in your communityBacklash to Flock cameras has been growing in recent months, but the surveillance equipment company isn’t the only one that may be operating in your neighborhood.

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This idea applies to other things. If you wear a big sun hat, a polo shirt, and a pair of baggy cargo shorts to the zoo, you can tell people wholly fabricated, rather incorrect information about the animals and they will believe you.

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I am in fact extremely angry about Bush v. Gore and have written about it often. But that's the side Ralph Nader was on. Bush winning wasn't an incidental byproduct of Nader's campaign -- it was the outcome he sought to achieve and did (by, for example, refusing to stop running in swing states)

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if you're in the us open, it seems like there'd be nothing stopping you from just reaching out there and grabbing the serve instead of returning it and running away. like i get it, it would probably destroy your career, but still. free tennis ball

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Every week the richest man in the world, who is both an unambiguous white supremacist and the largest Republican donor, posts heinous racist and antisemitic slop to the social media network he controls. Every week, reporters fail to treat this as a scandal worth their readers' time.

HELL Kennedy@helenkennedy.com

I'm deadly serious about this: every Republican should be shown this photo on TV and asked if they repudiate/reject/renounce Musk. And if not, why not.

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I do feel a little bit bad for everyone trying to make the case for reasonable AI applications in daily life when the health and human services secretary of the United States is using it to make images of himself sauerkraut cucking the secretary of state

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If you’re a recent murderer talking to Columbo and he’s casually curious about how a crime could’ve happened in a certain way, there’s no need to wildly speculate! Just nod and say “Yeah that’s weird. I have no idea.”

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Replying to @jsamdrolet.bsky.social

So they were thrilled about the Nazis as long as they were targeting people they already hated. But of course they didn’t stop there. Niemöller realized his mistake when they came after Protestant converts from Judaism, but by then it was too late and they came for him too.

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Amazing to live in a country where the secret police are handling inter-chud beefs. It's like the Night of Long Knives playing out in the parking lot of a Dollar General.

Justin Baragona@justinbaragona.bsky.social

Laura Loomer is taking credit for Milo getting detained by ICE.

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A big fuck you to the media pundits who were paid to tell the public that people were overreacting about the Project 2025 MAGA-Nazi agenda and how dangerous it would be for the United States and democracy if implemented. We are now witnessing it and experiencing it every day.

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Replying to @internethippo.bsky.social

my kingdom for a population without the political memory of a concussed goldfish

If someone polled me about a Rubio vs Tucker Carlson vs Harris presidential election and a Vance vs Tucker Carlson vs Harris presidential election, who was it?

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still think daily about the time I was at Arby's and the person in front of me asked what the "healthy option" was, and the cashier responded "leaving"