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My grandfather used to sing this to me about our cats

Not with the right staff. Each cat needs his own doorman. @number10cat.bsky.social even has his own police officer dedicated with the task to use the door-knocker to announce that his feliness wants to be let in.

Rocking chairs

Phantom thinks so!

No, social interactions are the natural enemy of cats.

<Dyson enters the chat>

Mine recently learned how to turn the knob just enough to pop the door open and get in.

Only if they're soundproofed 😺

Either side is the wrong side.

human-made*

mine have learned to open them so every day i come home to all the doors being open now lol

cat doors > dev/null

I thought it was rocking chairs.

😾😾😾😾😾

The world is their oyster and those doors, man ...

Dogs too. I put in a dog door, apparently, to make it easier for me to open it for them.

…..and my cats are ALWAYS on the wrong side of every door. Guaranteed!

As are sneezes

Doors are just a tool cats use to train their humans. They could open them just fine if they wanted to.

This is the way.

I’m also pretty sure the ice cream scoop is directly connected to both cats. When it comes out of the drawer, you have to start watching where you step, and when you sit down…

Windows too. Since 3.1

Some cats.

Did a rocking chair write this?

Hello