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Today in "the metaphors just write themselves, don't they":

Robert Downen@robertdownen.bsky.social

The Texas GOP just brought an elephant into the convention hall and it apparently pissed all over the place

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I only regret that they didn't bring a male elephant in must into the room, perhaps understanding what they were dealing with superficially anyway and deciding that it was so masculine incarnate that it was worth whatever chaos ensued.

They just always have to go bigger and better don't they and then everything goes to hell in the oftmentioned handbasket in ever more spectacular fashion and it's never the people who started the catastrophe that take the blame...

WHO let's that happen? I've worked with animals, including elephants in venues. It takes VERY little time for them AND YOU to adapt to a space. I'm NOT a trainer...but got 10 hours with the animals (each time), it's pretty easy to learn what THEY need...

Breaking News on Faux news! Elephant delivers decisive endorsement of candidate. Next two weeks just B. Killmeade and Jesse Waters extolling the virtues of elephant urine. Followed by a segment of rfk jr proving how safe it is to drink