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Why, oh why, do you hate Toledo. What had Toledo ever done to you? I am aware I might regret asking this question.

Why don’t many authors’ tours hit New Orleans? We read, too!

Oh shoot Wild Geese pursuing information NOW

Hey, you’re coming to my town! I’ll come by and say hi.

I asked ArtCraft and they're not doing anything until the following day ("In the Mood for Love"). Ah well! Next time

Are you ever alone? Arennt they always watching

Kansas City! Gonna have to save up some gas money…

Have you ever done a book tour in Europe or the UK?

YAY HUDSON OHIO! I'll see you there!

Consentacles. 😉

Is that the Beavercreek with the store fighting Buc-ee's?

Yay Indiana!

A great way to get people off the couch, kill two birds with one stone right?

I assume early voting is involved.

And I see now you'll be in Minneapolis later in the month! See you there!

Franklin is at 6:30 with check in starting 60 minutes prior.

I hope you’ll make it to the Bay Area too!

If you have to choose between voting and coming to my event, absolutely vote. But personally, I will be solving this problem by voting early and in person at my county board of elections office.

Any chance you're coming as far as MA?

See you in Hudson. Who knew Hudson, Ohio had a library? Not me, I’ve only worked there 4 years

Oh nice! We have that day off work since our Field House is the town polling place. Maybe I'll go to Beavercreek, have some Indian Food, and go to the B&N!

Nice! I learned about a new book shop in Nashville (well, new to me).

Will try to catch you in Beavercreek!

Yowza. Stay hydrated, man.

Classic Chicago-KC skip St. Louis Midwest Tour. We'll see you next time around?

Be sure to change the alt-text for the poster too.

SLACKER!!!! - person from near Beaverton* *as far as I know, not named after a unit of measure. But if it was, it's definitely NOT metric!

Oh DANG

Shout out to westside suburbs of Portland

I got super excited for a split second at Beaverton. 😅

Oh, missed the Beaver?

Oregon is in the Big 10, so that should count as Midwest, yes?

We’re really stretching the meaning of “Midwest” in that tour’s title!

That's a huge difference. Tell them to remake the graphic.

No Oregon love :(

Well, boo! You're finally coming close, and I can't make it that day. Don't suppose you feel like hanging around in Hudson for about, oh...five hours?🥺

Oh shit I’m from one of those towns! I don’t live there anymore, but I’m very jealous of those who do!

The event is sponsored by Sidetrack and taking place in Ferndale.

You're never alone with monster tentacles cradling you!

I'll be at MileHiCon in October. Word is you'll be there too. 😄

Got all excited about Beaverton and then saw it was OH not OR.

I do not see Bakersfield, Ca. on there. I am... without words that you would not consider a mega-tropolis like ours in your travels. ;-)

Fuck AI art

Come to West Texas! (El Paso)

Of course, when you come to Kansas City, I’m probably going to be out of town. 😡