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...huh. How did that work? Did we get rain? I literally don't remember.

Is the plan to sacrifice a virgin when this doesn’t work..?

so, no marital coitus?

Tell Governor Cox to go talk to Charu Doss at the Hare Krsna Temple in Spanish Fork. youtu.be/WPX8Mfmg190?...

Mother Nature showing Utah what she thinks of Mike Lee trying to sell America's beautiful Park land.

Y'all gon' keep on til he has to pull the car over.

AND doing something about it right? Right?

Did it work

Since he seems hellbent on injecting his faith into his governance of the state, maybe this time Elder Caillou could stress that "faith without works is dead."

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Well I guess prayer is one way to go. Hasn't worked to stop mass shootings, but maybe it will have better luck reversing climate change./s

The Republican plan is always "thoughts and prayers" and never "actual solutions that they promised when elected."

Yep, praying’ll do it!

<Someone needs financial assistance> “You know God helps those who help themselves <State is in desperate need of water but the governor is a water guzzling farmer> “Let’s pray on it & just see what happens”

What a joke

The great thing about fasting is that it gets one used to going without after the prayers fail to generate any rain.

Are you effin kidding me? This is where Amurkah is now? Prayers??? Joke country

In a sane country, a politician responding to an actual crisis by praying would be laughed out of office. At the very least, when this does nothing, reporters should hound him relentlessly. "So your prayer effort failed miserably. Why? Does God not care about Utah? What's your plan now?"

I would also love if Cox (or anyone!) recognized the alfalfa farms being a huge problem for the state and water usage. I’d love for the state to help farmers move into a more sustainable option. Idk what that is, but the status quo won’t work forever.

CWAA

Spencer Cox is such an insincere douchebag. This is why he’s worse than Caillou.

is he himself unavailable? do LDS practice seppuku?

And God has answered. Again.

I mean assuming everything is just “God’s plan” maybe he just wants all these shithead Mormons to move out of the desert?

that's a hell of a plan, Cox.

Utah, you are high.

Utah, you done fucked up.

I dunno, seems like God punishing Utah

hmmm... anything but addressing climate change I guess

yeah that's going to work

Ah no praying for rain is modifying the weather so now it seems this will be illegal soon

I will become a believer again if it rains in Utah, but not Nevada, Idaho, Wyoming, Colorado, New Mexico, and Arizona.

I thought humans had to do their part for god to do his? That’s what the Mormons told me when I was dumb enough to attend. So what is Cox going to do to help our water problems.

They fully fucking regressed to caveman days huh

Start with the golf courses.

Considering the support he has for a trice married serial adulterer and rapist who lies, cheats and steals from anyone he can, I kinda thing asking the big g for help may be off the table.

Fucking freaks.

Equally useless

If prayer worked, Trump wouldn’t be president. Lol

Uh, wut?

😂😂😂

How long before they go full Wicker Man to make it rain?

Yes, please... Everyone who thinks climate change is a hoax please stop eating forever

LOL

Or, we could acknowledge climate change is real and get to work on actual solutions based on science, grit and the amazing innovation that America was once known for when it looked to lead the future instead of pining for days long gone.

Elohim has yet to hear all the pleas? Then be sure to leave him a voice-mail, you cult members.

As the GSL evaporates and toxic dust blows into the lungs of every child on the Wasatch Front: Governor Cox "Please join us for another day of prayer."

That oughta do it!

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Maybe ask your local witch doctor for some ideas

hey! yeah! Plan Sea -- the one that Noah tried!

Remember when we used to think it quaint that historical groups performed rituals for rain?

Yeah that ought to do it…

He could address the effects of climate change on the environment but hey, that would require intelligent thought.

God is punishing Utah because of Mike Lee.

Climate change was one of the reasons of Bronze Age collapse and I guarantee folks in that area were praying for rain. How’s the climate in that region now? #Sabado

🤣oh noooooo

Maybe he should pray that the soulless wretch and despicable hypocrite aka Mike Lee be kicked out of Congress to slink away to the Hell he so richly deserves, and then God will forgive Utah and send the rains.