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Dear God, Can we please stop saying "Misinformation" and start calling it what it is? LIES. It's like calling Nazis white supremecists. Just call them fucking Nazis and Racists. This dumbing down and making polite sounding terms for this kind of thing is part of the reason it keeps gaining ground.

A daily “message from God”

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And some prettier shoes and hoody.

She's got money. Let her get her own. I'm sure she knows where to find it.

Hilarious! Hahahaaaa

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…and pipe bombs…. A big bag of pipe bombs.

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Im struggling to find the clip, but it's a south park episode where the girls refuse to give sexual favors until a boy band shows on screen and their mouths click open.

😂 good one

youtu.be/-6cZUSGnj1w?...

/pipe bomber

I’m shocked the FBI still hasn’t figured out who she is.

Remembering that day,where I was glued to the news,watching in horror. Crying.

I already ate her crackers! But I won't touch her meth, yucky!

That little devil always hides my seasonings! And.. joy.

Wouldn't be surprised if she was swiping Elon's ketamine too...

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Hello divine one. Possum left out organic guano with a sprinkle of small-batch rat poison and a few sprigs of organic hemlock. Hope you can forgive the marsupial.

Priceless!

Do not forget anabolic steroids, her Transition drug of choice.

Lmao! Cracked me up!

Jesus's christ, you forgot the lasers

SKANK ape

And fuses...I'm just asking the question, some people are saying.

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Crack and crystal meth, GOT IT! I wondered where I went wrong last year when I didn’t get a visit 😤

This is priceless! I can't stop laughing

Monopoly card: Go directly to Hell. Do not pass God. Do not get out of jail free.

Ah. I believe God will.

That's the best one that has cracked me up today on this horrible anniversary and acceptance of the doom of the US. You're a hero now. 🤣🥰🔵🗽💙

We think MTG, the Bitch Bod herself, gets her kicks out of a real good work-out on<<<Anabolic Steroids>>>

Yeah, since her supplier from Florida isn't coming back.

I only had bath salts for her! Sorry not sorry!

Oh I love this!

Hi God! I just made a video about j6 Eve, but forgot all about the meth for MTG. I’ll do better next year. 😎🤣

I encourage her to use as much as possible.

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And the boxed wine.

I have an idea and it involves you.

bwhahahah I live in Georgia believe me I needed this....In the name of the Father

Hope the weekend is working as planned?

Well dang. That made me laugh pretty hard.

has she been that good Dear Heavenly Father..?

And be sure to tweet out "They have moved the Speaker" in honor of Bobo's totally-not-at-all support of violence against her own country.

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Thanks for the reminder!

She's the pied piper alright

Lol

I laughed at this more than is healthy 👍

A fucking brilliant suggestion!

I need it for myself

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Extra!

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Arsenic too?

Why just her? That seems a little biased. Anyone who voted to not certify the results last time should be included.

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Good one, God!

What about Bobo?

Firecrackers?

I was going to go with this…

Pat, I'd like to solve the puzzle.

Be careful though! She may notice you and summon a space laser to retaliate! She is SO disgusting.

Come on God. Do we REALLY think meth heads are going to eat the crackers? We both know (well, you know everything but you know what I mean) they’re going to crush them up and snort them with a vague notion of, “Hey, you never know. The salt gives them a real kick anyhow!” 🤔🤷‍♂️

😂 right?!

If you remember and never forget the 9/11 international terrorist attack, you should also never forget the domestic terrorist attack trump and his supporters did on 1/6 (Jan 6 terrorism).

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Lmfao I literally laughed out loud.

This sounds like we're rewarding her

Or a grey hoodie, a bag and Nikes

That joke is the bomb, God!

My family celebrate 3 kings. Sometimes even if not all true. Some things can bring us together in the thought that we are all one and love is truly the only answer

And PIPE BOMB

Can’t we just leave her out in the snow?

I better not see 3 toed footprints in the snow tomorrow morning. 🤣

Come on down Margy.

As someone who has lived among these kind of people, I expect to see little nooses on Xmas lights next year. Just saying...

And a large jug of trump-aid.

Now THAT’S funny

I thought MTG was the crystal meth cracker?

She'll need a few Natty lites to wash that down

Can you just imagine the conversations between MTG, Musk and Vikswamy? I have chuckled to myself on several occasions because she is really going to show her dumb ass self, I am sure!

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I’d rather leave her out of our government. Permanently!

She ain't gettin my stash

I love you, God 😂🤣

Don't forget bath salts!

Wouldn't her eating a Cracker basically be cannibalism?

And zip ties & raw milk for the ghost of Qanon Shaman

I sure appreciate it.

But Gawd - I don’t have crystal meth. May I supply .. (hunts through medicine cabinet)… Miralax disguised as cocaine and some Adderoll?

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This is why I question if the bible is the word of God. I would expect this level of sarcasm from my personal lord and savior...

And a few bombs to plant.

Vero!!

I can’t wait to see this!!

Thanks so much for your good energy!

She doesn't even need the blue stuff... the yellow that's barely been washed is fine with her.

And a pipe bomb

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And ..the name and phone number of a good plastic surgeon . !!!

Never mind the crackers. They’re in her home state. But don’t forget the meth!