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The party of “real masculinity” has moved the inauguration indoors cause it’s too cold.

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MAGA are such pussies. All that tough talk is nothing but bluster. Hint: Anytime you have to tell someone you’re an alpha, you are far from it you fucking sissies!

In North Dakota, 23 above is a gift from Mother Nature. My Midwest-dad husband works in the oil patch. It’s minus 48 today. He works 14 hour shifts. Every. Day. Last night, he let my daughter give him French tipped toenails. That’s real masculine energy.

Some of the guys (vast majority were cool, though) in my army unit liked to make fun of my rainbow toenails. I’d keep the polish on for all two weeks of training so my daughter would know she was with me the whole time and give me extra hugs when I got home. Totally worth it.

Shall I devour the chaos of the Trumpian throng this Monday eve? If so, deliver unto me a planetary Tums, for even an Elder God may falter at the indigestion of such fervent madness.

The part that’s brain numbing is he didn’t figure it out until yesterday. Everyone else knew it was gonna be cold. It’s almost always insanely cold. But he just didn’t become aware until probably someone said “what coat do you want to wear” and then it became real. He is so mentally limited.

Lord help me I was there in March 04 I didn't handle the cold at all! I was like "whatchu mean we gotta walk?" I would rather eat in the hotel than walk in the cold there! Can't imagine January! Obama was famous for keeping the heat up lol

The BOO's Have it. I have seen some pictures of people gathering not in celebration father but in protest of our new felonious grand wizard in chief. I think he might fear for his ears. Boo's hurt him bad.