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I needed this today

Exactly! 🙏💙

Did God plagiarize Alicia Keys?

If I believed in you for a second, I’d agree.

Don’t forget Mitch, Marjorie, and the puppy killer!!

Oh and Jeff Landry.

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I second that … and a few more of their enablers

Or what?

Happy Black History Month.

Except the orange one

You could have skipped the orange one.

We all started from the same cell lines. You can blame Darwin & natural selection for diversity.

Accept the Hittites. Fuck those guys.

Your son said that, too. Sadly, people aren't listening.

Except the Orange One.

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I know Loompaland is not in the United States so that Motha Fucka sure as hell should NOT be President

Perfect

The orange man gave that to himself- free will and all

Awesome thread!!

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Thanks God orange is not a primary color it's only a hue

LMAO Following!

Beautiful! I will never forget that. I can’t unhear it, nor do I ever want to. ❤️

But maybe humans as a general rule were not your best idea.

100%

Making humans was your biggest mistake

You could have saved us from the orange ones and the freakishly blob shaped ones with stupid fucking accents (vaguely South African mixed with extra chromosomes)

Is malaria one of your regrets? Always wondered that, considering it evolved from blue-green algae.

Dear god, I would have gone back to the drawing board after seeing the nightmare I created

Some folks would LOVE that box of crayons!!

Making humans was your biggest mistake

...and was widely regarded as a bad move.

Here's Gary Larson's portrait of you, when you were adding some final touches to Earth. That was a big mistake!

AMEN

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But the orange one, God. You have to admit you screwed up there.

Just in case some of us did not pay attention in school, Natural Selection is how species survive! Keep expanding the gene pool.

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Trump's wives have a little bit of a problem with that part.....

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Love all ♥️

You should regret making humans at all.

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I've always wondered, Lord: how is it you went to all the trouble to create this beautiful world, this wondrous universe... a planet full of amazing animals and flowers, the redwoods, the oceans... only to fill it up with assholes like Donald J. Trump?

Ironically, in 200 years, we'll all be the same color.

One less orange guy would have been perfect.

God is INTO diversity. Just look at nature: no two roses are exactly alike.

We used to. Until orange man came around.

Hey God, There is no issue with skin colours, but you really fucked up with that orange one Please fix your mistakes, Col Sanders and Ronny McD failing so far

Beautiful God

Damnit gog, just keep ignoring starving children and wars.

MAGA are a group of people so broken they have no idea what a dictatorship is they say trump is following the constitution no hes trying to burn it down just released a statement about what press networks they want to support and vacating NBC The Washington post and that's suppression of free press

Dear god, are you aware the Money Changers now run the temples?

Why did half of them not evolve intelligence. Was it the superstition you left in them to make them manageable

Don't be silly. Where would we get politicians?

That WOULD have been easier without Nazis. It's not too late for you to do some smiting, just saying.

I’d think your biggest regret would be Donald Trump or you Elon Musk.

But why didn’t you put that in the Bible. You know so we could all read it and clearly understand what you mean?

You should have made the coloring random.

Thank you! By the way, blue dots need a long hug!

Don't you regret even making humans? It was fine as it was. All in balance. I think you made a mistake, unless you got bored and thought " I'll make something to destroy the rest, so I can do it all over again"...

Donald Trump has officially declared through an executive order that everyone on Earth is transgender. He signed an executive order stating that sex is determined at conception. HOWEVER, every person on Earth develops sex at about one month AFTER conception. We ALL change gender at one month.

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Easy for you too say, you made a mistake when you gave them free will, which you gave too the wrong species.

Could you please collect Elmo and Trump. They are very big mistakes. We will forget about them quickly. And you can keep your status

Variety is the spice of life.👍🙂

Hey @godpod.bsky.social … serious question! Do you have a reset button?

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But you have to recognise that God have done a very lousy job in the US though... As the most fanatical American "Christians" are exactly the same that do every sin possible and don't even follow much of your commandants while claiming to represent "God" and speaking His words... 😒

It’s a creative, indirect way to get plastic but it was achieved.

Agreed, but did you have to inflict Trump upon us?

Though, you didn’t actually mean for meant to be orange, did you?

Would love to see @godpod.bsky.social top 10 worst peoples list

Should have made us smarter. Too many of us don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

And that’s why you’re God - it’s very simple 🩷🩷🩷

Maybe a small regret about the obese, orange, man baby’s …

Can humanity learn that watersheds are the true boundaries that the planet understands...because Mother Nature could give a shit about the manmade ones

You should have selected the Neanderthalensis instead of the Sapiens.

Except for christofascists and other bigots, fuck them. 👍

Thank you, God!!!

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😊👏🙏

Yes!!!

God! I suggest for the future diversity please less negative temperaments and more love and respect with one another.

Now this is a God I can get behind. The one I walked into at my local coffee shop that turned into a church today, idk. That shit was weird.

All creatures great and small, the lord God made them all. -- James Herriot

God I love your posts so much!

Dear God, the irony is that humans are 99% the same genetically. Our subtle differences are hair color, height, skin color, etc. But we are so very much the same. We should be coming together and enjoying/respecting our limited differences.

Why was the devil allowed to be created? He is against DEI🥲

Thank you God! You’re the best!🙏

Amen

Sorry but making fascist, white supremecist, and baby diseases proves he doesn’t exist.

Thanks, god, I'm trying but these MAGA's make it tough.

It was all part of God's plan that orange means "CAUTION" or "WARNING" in both nature and in safety notification. Hopefully soon, the orange will fade to more of a red (STOP) hue soon and then drop out of visibility completely as it plummets to a completely undetectable frequency altogether.

And help each other! The easiest way to earn respect!

Cro-Magnon here. Thank you.

We could have done without certain temperaments though 😶

Is there another place we can decant to?? 😀😀😀 God I wish there was… 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Biggest mistake was making humans in the first place, they are the scourge of the earth.

If you carry on like this I'll start to believe you're real!

I would like to have a conversation with you as to exactly why you created trump. Or do I need to ask the other guy👹?

Still need to chat with you about pain receptors. And nausea. I'll have my people call your people.

First Corinthians 12:4-7. A personal favorite.

Well Jealous, you could have cut back on madmen born into wealth