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Lime has officially abandoned its ill-fated e-unicycle sharing pilot program in Seattle and will not be expanding to other cities, citing “more broken skulls and nutsacks than Harborview’s ever seen.”

The Needling@theneedling.com

Lime Abandons Disastrous E-Unicycle Sharing Program: tinyurl.com/35w3zymc

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Good thing they didn’t run the pilot in PDX. Full rollout would have happened, followed by region wide skull and nutsack relate litigation.

Heartbreaking news for North Bend Elementary, which has a unicycle clinic. (We all had to do those damn things for PE, and some of us sucked badly, but it was a career path for others ig)