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Please stop calling him RFK Jr. Call him Junior, There is nothing RFK about him. His father would be so disappointed.

I ordered a filet-o-fish and ended up with a bone stuck in my teeth.

Why does this sound like it could be REALLY TRUE?!

His face looks like dried foreskin...

Donald trump demands rfk j consumes Big Mac taken from stomach again after Elon musk snitches on rfk

It's more baffling to me that people hold him to his word because they believe he is honest to begin with. I don't want to ruin anyone's day but this guy is full of it and just says whatever controversial thing for media coverage and clout as do most hard right wingers.

Did he have to bite down on raw hide to do it?

Give me a break. Junk food is wonderful for you - in small amounts! Just don't use it as staple food. The dose make the poison.

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And while he’s at it, he might want to take his head out of his 🍑!

No worries, mates. RFK Jr took a large dose of horse dewormer and avoided chemtrails before ingesting the suspiciously scientifically reformatted animal proteins and highly processed grain by-products.

I wish they would extract him from the country along with Trump and his circus.

Came for this. Was not disappointed.

I mean, what a hypocrite!

RFK is a disgraceful joke and an embarrassment

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Didn’t work for Clive Owen on ‘The Knick,’ Steven Soderbergh’s 2 season medical drama. Also w/ Eve Hewson

the worms worming

I thought these were supposed to be fake stores??

He’s too proud to tickle the back of his throat with a toothbrush lest Trump hear about it and be cast aside as a bulimic

He should perform self surgery on his brain to extract the worm that’s living there.

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Lol

The Onion - needed now more than ever

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"sweating" 💀

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You smell like a real catturd "making fun and owning libs" on bluesky.

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He should have it removed from his head

And ms larry David won’t stop clapping…

Saggy boobs!

What happened to you guys. You used to be funny.

I believe you

I'm old enough to remember when The Onion was funny.

Bend the knee, kiss the ring and no lube

Wasn't he on "Botched"?

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I remember when the Onion was funny. Good times

gofund.me/f292a4b4

Put some de-aging bottom in there too

We will need a bigger knife !

Our lord and savour, RFK

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Isn't that a scene from the movie prometheous? Lol

And chops off his foot in the process

Steady hand RFK. Lol

Not if worms get it first.

From the bellybutton? #TheSubstance

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Insane. Just insane

The plan is to replace undigested remains with equal amounts of the preserved 30 y/o whale meat on hand

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I wanna fuck his neck vag

*Is mistaken for a milkshake being blended

You reminded me of this video I saw earlier. RFK jr would love it.

Gonna heal with some raw milk

This guy is potentially going to be my boss? WTF?

At the same time, he found a tapeworm. Kept the tapeworm.

Brain worm Bobby

Lead? Was he from Flint?

That must have been a stretch for BrainWreck I Eat Road Kill Kennedy, he had no problem scrafing down all that plastic food sitting across from the plastic Orange Felon 34 Times Fraudster 🖕🪠☠️🎯💯

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Also surgery to install more necks

Love

When you have look at the profile name after reading news lately because anything could be possible at this point

RGK Jr is not like other people. Other people would simply wait to crap it out or they’d throw up. But Bobby Junior waits for no one and nothing. he gets the job done, even if it requires death. after all, he is a Kennedy.

😂😂😂 This was excellent!!! 😂😂😂

🤢 Now there’s a photo I could have gone a lifetime without seeing. 🤢

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Lmao

I’ve seen smarter beef jerky.

He is certified crazy.

How did that Info Wars sale go?

Do you think he’s going to recommend rehabilitation camps to trt patients? Probably not…

I really didn't need to see that.

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Breaking: the worm had already gotten to the Big Mac

Makes me a little queasy looking at this.

Infowar fact

Bros gonna install a zipper into his stomach to get out whatever he’s forced to eat by trump

This! 😂

Leaving cranial-rectal syndrome intact tho.

Impressive.

BTW, loving BlueSky already 😉

Hes 100% on testosterone

Don’t! The worm needs a snack, too…

This isn't funny...he could just make himself throw up. He's not even a surgeon.

feed the worm

Omfg

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He looks as if he's at deaths door! He's has SERIOUS health issues!

I think this is actually true 😉

You know he didn’t eat it🤣

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Nice. Are you guys going sprog off something like The Onion Wars now that you’ve done your solid for the Sandy Hook folks? Thanks for that. You’ve put the H back in Hope for what was otherwise a bleak news week.

Can we pay to never have to see him shirtless ever again?

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RFK Jr is using diseases to kill US. He seems to think it's fun. #BioWarfare

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Didn’t go down well did it…not with his fake “nutrition” advocacy

His facial features show that he is a killer 🙄🙄🙄

RFK is my new spirit animal. Trying to be a role model of peak health and exercise one day and shoving big mac's the next .

And also, I just borrow him. He belongs to a “friend” of my sons and I’m too much of a pussy to get my own. I love him so much!!!

RFKJR is hot for teacher Teacher:

I miss the "laugh" emoji!

Tanning beds aren’t very healthy