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Elon 'Divorced Man 9000' Musk, trying to get in.

Good one!

Did he bring the stolen Top Secret Docs in with him?

TMI

I had to do the same with my toddlers and puppies or I never would have gotten any alone time! Now all grown up, the dogs still do it.

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Truly, if anyone saw their deceased loved one with that horrific make-up job, they’d complain & make the mortuary re-do it. He certainly isn’t open-coffin ready!!!!!!!

I can confirm this as true.

Elon is going for Eric's position.

UPDATE: Musk has taken to swiping his hand under the bathroom door, batting at Trump’s feet, while yowling pitifully.

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Punching bag.

Mattress Gaetz pulls out! 🤣

He probably had a matching gold throne shitter installed for him...

Hilarious!

This should be an infowars article

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Well, apparently, he does do his important "reading" on the commode and stores his classified documents there. So .. that's debatable, lol.

Trump 2028

This is clearly not a library, it's a room of respect. Especially now that he's never going to be charged for doing this. This sacred room, this holy of holies. And me making fun of Donald Trump, thinking he could get away with this, and him getting away with. bsky.app/profile/icon...

I most heartfully apologize for thinking that it was funny to say that the place where Donald Trump kept boxes of State secrets and damaging documents, was his library. My assertion that only club members would be allowed to read those documents while on the toilet was clearly in bad taste.

Leon is like a toddler. Follows everywhere talking, talking, talking, gets into things he shouldn’t be touching, and even follows into the bathroom.

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Sensible.

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I don't know about that, someone has to change that dirty diaper!🤣🫣

Hahaha

This is the attempt to avoid another Arnold Palmer incident.

Gotta stay safe from Muskferatu.

You know it's good writing when you're laughing out loud by yourself

They said he never locked the door first time around because he wanted Kayleigh McEnany to barge in

Can you believe the administration said they wanted to stop the war but they vetoed the cease fire and told Ukraine to bomb Russia and then claimed they wanted to protect our borders but are now telling illegals not to check in.. Desert cant stop telling lies to us like they have been the last 20yrs

Probably more truth in this post than not…Elon and Don Jr. probably go to the bathroom together a lot.

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Lol, The first time I read the onion I thought it was real news. Kind of freaked me out... 🤣

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Good thing Trump doesn't wear coattails, because Elon would stand on them.

They are both Putin boot lickers. Deport them

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This is upsettingly close to the truth :S

He finally has a pet?

I thought you were supposed to report satire instead of facts?

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He's GOT to up that spray tan game. Looking rather embalmed these days.

I’ve been watching documentaries about each planet in our solar system 1 a night and Neptune is prettyfuckingcool

elon was last seen scratching the gap between the door and the floor, yowling in apparent desperation

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How will You guys going to live for 4 more years without sex?

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He’ll end up being one for real, soon, if he isn’t already. Trump corrupts by merely being in the same room, sort of like a contact high.

I just wanted to swordfight :((

@theonion.com Please Start Calling Elon Musk "President Musk!" That will totally get under the Orange ones skin. lol

Why do I think this isn't a false statement?

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Idea: Trump digs up zombie Hitler to serve as chief advisor

Which is very odd, for The Orange one to actually secure his stolen classified documents.

Sherlock sezzz

Those two together are a recipe for chaos.

I guess he didn't want Elon to have access to all that classified material.

I thought The Onion only reported satire news not true events 😂

“Hang on Elon, I’ve got to negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages…. Top secrete buisness”

Who's wiping Trump's ass then?

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Babylon Bee is so much funnier than you ever were, it’s pathetic tbh.

Lol guaranteed this is the only time Trump has actually closed a bathroom door.

Trump ist es einfach nicht gewohnt, dass die First Lady seine Nähe sucht, schon gar nicht erwartet er ihren Besuch auf der Toilette. ELON IN ACTION👇👇🤣🤣

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Like a lost puppy

Lol keep them coming

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Have just left Musk, #X & #Twitter .... goodbye Elon. In the end madness, #MAGA & mediocrity wear you out.

I'm not on Twitter anymore. It's so full of free speech you can't post a picture of your breakfast?

My favorite Onion headline, from 2008: "Black Man Gets Worst Job in America"

Ok I know this is the onion, but genuinely it's getting hard to tell that this is satire anymore.

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Make his life a living hell, Onion. The best way to combat a tyrant that wants us all to fear and despair because of him, is to laugh at/satirize him. Use any oppotunity to make him look weak, ridiculous, pathetic for 4 long years. Make him look foolish Mel Brooks style. As long as it takes.

Can’t wait for the ultimate inevitable Trump vs Musk narcissistic megalomaniac showdown

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Why does he look like he went to Botoxapalooza?

At least nobody should be concerned about trump flushing docs down there

That's probably true

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Marriage on the rocks so soon!

That doesnt seem to be satire

Fake news. He always locks the bathroom door.

The onion is supposed to be satire

However, he has added a hole.

Lmao! 🤣

He wouldn’t need to lock the door to keep me out.

We are all living in GRUDGE TOWN and it is scary! #grudgetown www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_pf...

I can’t wait to watch the meltdown in realtime

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Lmao!

Like an annoying baby cousin

... and his bedroom door UGH!

Elon WOULD do that though

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I can’t imagine the desire to follow that stinking mess into the bathroom .

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It is our patriotic duty to help President Trump in situations like this…time to send Elon to Mars ASAP…we can’t have our national secrets jeopardized by the chance that Elon busts in while Trump is reading classified documents on the shitter! #SendMusk2Mars

Unrealistic, the background is too fancy and Trump always wears a pink fur suit for photo ops.

Heeerrre's ELON!

Shouldn't you be worried about infowars?

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Please do one about Republican sueing architect about bathroom design.

The Real Trump Girl is kind of a stalker ...