Common Sensei

“Mars sucks.” Wow! youtu.be/MdwZTTgD7HY?...

Had low sodium bacon followed by low orgasm sex.

on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things

"I feel so bad today..." —Richard Brautigan #poem #poems #poetry

The curve. 🤤 #CFC | #SOUCHE

We wanted to understand what’s going on in South Korea. So we talked to three Joe Rogan listeners at an Arby’s in Harrisburg

The CEO of an amoral health insurance company has been assassinated, leading to celebrations from an angry populace, moral debates, and a citywide manhunt. Critics are calling it "preachy Oscar bait that wades into heady topics without much to say about them". 49% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Everyone obsessed with the fact that the United Healthcare CEO shooter wrote Deny Defend and Depose on bullet shell casings. That’s because Deflect Dumb Police Investigations wouldn’t fit.

Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else

before coffee: I hate everything after coffee: I hate everything but nervouser

Next time you have an idea that seems too crazy, just remember that John Woo once walked into an office and said "I wanna make a movie where Nick Cage plays John Travolta playing Nick Cage, and John Travolta plays Nick Cage playing John Travolta," and someone wrote him a check for 80 million dollars

At the end of the day, don’t we all just want to pull a book from a bookshelf and find that it reveals a hidden room?

like many people, I am baffled that former Spectator employee and close Michael Gove ally Kemi Badenoch won the leader of the year award from the Spectator magazine, whose editor is Michael Gove.

If you’re afraid that books might change someone’s thinking, you’re not afraid of books, you’re afraid of thinking.

“Don’t feed the trolls” also extends to bad opinion pieces in papers of record. They run them bc people react to them the most. If we stop linking to bad columns and instead post thinkers we find valuable (& generate convo around it), incentives change. It’s not easy and takes constant practice!

Merrick Garland must be upset that Joe Biden just undid the only conviction he achieved in the past four years.

The Trump cabinet: A merger of Fox & friends and The Sopranos.

Libraries are absolutely the best places on earth.

How modern autocrats work from the brilliant #AnneApplebaum www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8NJt3ex/

Love some of my elders, but the sooner the just-pull-yourself-together generation leaves us the better.

The greatest judge in America www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8LwaGg1/

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“The most successful lie told to conservative voters is that their whiteness transcends their poverty.” Discuss.

I was at party the other day and some bloke asked me if I’d like a glass of wine. I said I don’t drink. Can I get you some water, he said. I said, Which part of I don’t drink didn’t you understand?

If I had some bread I’d have a ham sandwich if I had some ham.

If the reply really is from Campbell’s customer service then I’m never eating another brand of soup 👏🏻👍🏻👌🏻