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You must be kidding me… he should be headed to a court!

What a refugee success story

I don’t he has much longer on the planet.

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And the press for destroying the bodies of prisoners is not useful in ophthalmology practice or did it not fit on the plane?

Then I realized … humor🤣🤣👍🏻

Yup for a moment though I was back on twitter 😂😂😂🤪👍🏻

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can not believe with that

I’ll try and make a IED for him.

Not bad, but no nuance. Babylon Bee much better.

What Does it cost to see him⁉️

I wonder if there are any applications of Captigon in Opthamology.

I wish this was true 🙏🤣🤣

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Rand Paul may soon become a junior partner with him

We'd say "Should've gone to Specsavers"! ;-)

Like your parents said, it's good to have something to fall back on.

Makes sense. Russia has the best Novichok eye treatment plans.

LMAO.

Probably ripping people's eyeballs out for fun. 🫤

How much is Putin charging him for his stay in Russia. Hold onto your eyeballs patients!

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I guess Putin isn't paying his bills 😂

Haha

If the patient knew this man's atrocities, they would ipso facto get sick.

take care of your eyes)))

“Better like this? Or better like this?” أفضل مثل هذا أو أفضل مثل هذا

Just like how Walter White is teaching chemistry at high school.

Yes or no: will he be successful in his new career? This just in: the eyes have it.

😂😂😂😂 you got me for a minute!

As long as he remembers that the object is to help people see better and not poke their eyes out.

Could happen 🤷 www.ucl.ac.uk/news/2022/ja...

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Am sure that Assad is NOT working at LensCrafters.

Ophthalmologist is an MD who specialized in the treatment of the eyes and it’s diseases. Optometrist is a person who works to find the right lens for your eyes that procedure is called a refraction.

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After dragging his people into war and throwing them into the fire, living in comfort is a despicable act for dishonorable people. Assad is also a despicable creature.

Well he's probably collected plenty or spare parts.

The ai picture was a hint but I was coming from a reddit link

I know this picture to be fake because the ophthalmologist is physically present with the patient.

I thought trump was gonna put him on his cabinet

How does the consulting goes? 'I should extract this eye!' in accent?

Wow. Didn’t miss a beat did he?

Did he SEE the end coming

Nice that he had something to fall back on.

Hmmm. Gotta make a living, especially when you've had to abandon your ill gotten gains.

Still up and running.

Rand Paul should be doing the same. But Assad is more principled: he didn’t set up his own board to certify himself. x.com/kneerecon/st...

🤣🤣🤣 omg love the Onion!

Assad has a lot of money. Why didn't he buy a new chin at some point?

I've been critical of The Onion missing the mark, but that's a good one.

🙄 Here's me not wanting my vision care from a murderous despot.

Moscow… Idaho

This is REALLY funny. Well played.

😂 thanks, I needed that

This was careful thought of. His own business out there.

Eye chart spells out Tulsi Gabbard loves Assad!

Division Express

Rand Paul is joining practice. Tulsi will be receptionist.

One must be blind to let that mo'fuker examine their 👁👁

Lol

I mean, why couldn’t we (United States) at minimum at least shoot this assholes tires out on the tarmac or something to prevent him from leaving the country so these people could at least have some closure? That would have been a chance to do something really decisive and good for these people.

F-ing brilliant

That's hilarious He must have poor vision if he couldn't see what was coming

"That's it... sit still... you won't feel a thing... and now for the electric cattle prod..."

I see!

Non Wal-mart?

Haha pity he didn’t just stick with it!

Too funny!!!😆

I think Putin has him prescribing rose colored glasses.

What's Trump gonna do when it's his turn?

I have a one in a million eye structure that ophalmologists always desperately want to see . If Mossad will train my up I'll go see him for free

😂😂😂!

It's not dentistry. Why did he ask if I wanted gas?

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It's good he's back on his feet. How tall is the building he'll be working from?

“Ah yes, it seems that your eyes are of an protestor, you will be sent to my prison in Syria, oh wait”

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Suggest he has a go at Putin's little piggy eyes!

lmao The Onion is *literally* fake news. Welcome to the internet.

Russia needs to return Assad to Syria to face the Nation he terrorized for 14 years.

Future practice partner Rand Paul

“I’ll just keep torturing you until you can read the bottom line.”

I’m going to be honest, I wouldn’t be surprised if my childhood optometrist was a war criminal. There’s just something about their energy — kind contempt.

This is definitely too funny.

Lens Crafters will finally have a legitimate excuse for their crap products.

Loser

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It's good to have a skill to fall back onto when you loose your job as blood thirsty dictator.

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Losing A Country In About An Hour.

Bet he's even forgotten how to spell that. And now he has to learn Russian 🙄

Should have gone to Specsavers. The Hague has a branch.

Oh Onion!! I love you.

Ha! But!… Since he was a fan of gouging out eyes of people…I’d pass…

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Takes an eye for an eye 😳

Very believable. I actually thought this was a real headline for a split second. 🤣

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Imagine him doing that puff of air torture thing...

This is supposed to be funny?

Apparently he should be only wearing his underwear, he seems to enjoy that attire the best!

Don’t trust him with lasik surgery though

THIS GOT ME GASPING FOR AIR

Is he an ophthalmologist or optometrist?

I will not let him near my eyes because he has not been practicing Ophthalmology for years. Ophthalmologist is eye doctors who preform eye surgery. What does he do there prescribe, prescription glasses for his patients, instead.

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Did Ron Paul issue his accreditation?

How could LensCrafters hire him wtf?

He can SEE clearly now…

Ahh, funneling Putin money into the Assad regime. Dictators don’t die well.

You got me again Onion 😂

He has a dental degree and was a dentist. 🦷 He’s torturing his patients with no Novocain. 🤣😂🤣😂

Excellent! 🤣

That was so shady and funny.

Soon Leon will be producing Volga EVs in Nizhny Novgorod

I wonder how many people will think this is real? 😅

"Is it better like this, or is it better if I drop some chemical weapons?"

OMFG! If I saw him in a lab coat, I'd punt my appointment.

He left Syria when he 'saw the writing on the wall.'

Love all of you people at the Onion. 😎

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His patients will be Syrians