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Tragedies like this won't end until our government passes common sense legislation! Wait, uh, what were we talking about?

Trump kissed the emerald ring. #presidentmusk #oligarchy

wot?

Usually you guys post humorous satirical parody. 😉

Every 60 seconds, 8 billion minutes of human experience happen that can then be turned into news. Please donate to help a chronically uninformed news addict near you.

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I KNOW IT ALL! ;-)

Americans don't have to know what they're talking about to have opinions. They don't know how much there is to know about any given subject, so they're quite happy to repeat something they hear/read and are proud of themselves for unwittingly mistaking a ready-made phrase for knowledge. See Orwell.

Yes that is exactly what's going on!

Meme harder...

He just can't match Trump. Who can?

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In a more grotesque, obvious, dumb sense this feels untrue. Generating opinions? Fantasy! Unprecedented, currently. Know why? Original understanding required. Something extremely, laughably foreign.

This page much funy

I’m in Moscow again, and wish I could stay here forever! It’s so clean, and the supermarket bread is aromatic

Chatbot to the rescue!

It's all in the effort!

Same

Generation of uninformed opinions - finally there is a phrase to describe a Trumpian superpower

It´s the tyrant´s playbook. Happened in Venezuela. Protect Human Rights.

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Good one.

That's the best they could come up with to not vote for a black woman?

I’ve been peeking in on Truth Social from time to time and the level of delusion is off the frickin’ charts. It makes Twitter/X seem like a fairly reasonable place by comparison.

Try The Grapevine.

Must be faux noise.

That’s what AI is for. My AI is stronger and faster than your AI!

As a man who takes the first opinion i hear as complete and utter fact without doing any research at all its horrifying

Lol looks like someone I know

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Do you get the feeling that the world needs to be treated for ADHD?

This article underestimates just how full of shit I am!

Finally some satire! News might happen fast but never as fast as men on the Internet can generate opinions

This is the Republican's strategy and the Democrats won't do anything about it because their spineless Syria

It's like Twitter is in constant "lightning round" mode

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Brilliant

Dude needs to relax, he should try getting in that tube of liquid thingy

But that's the whole point of Fox News, Newsmax, CNN, MSNBC, etc al. They tell us the news and how we're supposed to feel about it so we don't have to think about it.

Ridiculus! The Onion sucks! It’s all fake news! NOT TO BE TRUSTED AT ALL!!!!!

Should just stick to headlines, like everyone else

Hey! They're dubiously informed, there's a difference!

"Man Subsequently Hires Trump's Prospective Cabinet Members for Assistance"

S Tier content

This is part if Trump's strategy. Do so much corrupt & disloyal shit, often in plain sight, that no one pays attention. It's easier to yell about Hunter Biden's laptop.

Don't know whether to laugh or cry. So far this week, I've encountered 12 people on bluesky with uninformed opinions and/or conspiracy theories -- and it's only Thursday.

People’s March Jan 18 2025 www.peoplesmarch.com #People’sMarch

I feel seen. Thank you

That's really very rude, of the news.

It's because women said so first!

If you're going to write a story about me, couldn't you use my picture too?

It would be "nice" but in reality, this is why these people reuse the same uninformed opinions aka enemy stereotypes. You always can blame the elite, the swamp, foreigners, socialists etc.

It'll be really helpful if you guys can like my video 🙏 youtube.com/shorts/cZWSX...

Outlets like the NY times putting out content faster than I can scroll. Makes people not even bother reading the articles and just making up their minds purely on the misleading captions.

Priceless! 🤣🤣

Me

Fake news, the cake is a lie

E.D. Hirsch is right.

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Not an accident. www.rand.org/pubs/perspec...

This could be a good thing.

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Taylor Swift is a genius songwriter; she has more charisma than all of you put together.

Good call

Uninformed opinions likes this 👇👇

He has to do his own research.

This man can solve this by not sharing his opinions. But he won’t He can’t help it.

I have an opinion about this

No one's going to think this isn't real reporting.

Not sure what to think about that.

No kidding! Can we slow this crap down a little? Google isn’t as good as it used to be, so it takes me a bit to find the exact data that backs up my argument.

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Don’t challenge me.

So much truth.

How JD Vance operates on a good day

The Onion often gets so close to our reality that it's hard to call it a parody anymore. This headline describes exactly what happened during COVID. I've said it a million times but We were better off with Cronkite & the daily newspaper 🗞️.

I feel seen.