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I got rolled, missed it was The Onion when scrolling. At the end of the video, wait what? That was hilarious, lol.

Cheers! 🥂

Classic

Now to teach the gorilla about heaven and religion. But you can only get there by working. So pick up that shovel! I want 16 tons of number nine coal by sundown or no banana for you!

Now teach them about Harambe.

😢

You really did it, science. Great. Now it’s back to ripping off limbs and founding megachurches.

First time I’ve actually laughed out loud in 12 years

Seems cruel

By showing video of Harambe?

Wait, whaaaaa? They aren’t mortal? 🤯

That is just nasty.

@clownmf.bsky.social

They explained the republican support of life & culture??

Onion. This is not funny. Teaching a gorilla to be depressed! Then cavalierly saying “we did it”. It’s disgusting.

“The Tulane scientists believe that we may be able to teach the gorilla to resort to alcoholism or to even try to kill itself in as little as a decade.” 😳

Classic

This was a classic. Explains our government in a nutshell right now. As always, Onion is ahead of the times. Prophetic. Also I am totally not saying this under duress.

I love teaching animals ennui.

Did they also teach the gorilla that it could unalive others?

Gonerilla. 😥

And it is necessary to teach a gorilla this why? Cruelty when we don’t know how much they really comprehend.

So the gorilla has a better understanding of outcomes than most of our elected politicians. Is he running soon?

Well this is the darkest I've seen the Onion.

Y’all, it’s The Onion. The gorilla is fine.

i’m the gorilla