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"One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." Tax professional in the great state of Washington, gamer, and wishing the Mariners didn't make me sad.
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James Comey is a POS getting sacrificed by the Trump admin because it's politically convenient. Should be a signal to everyone working under him that they can be thrown to the wolves long after their ties with the president are severed.
BREAKING: The DOJ has charged JAMES COMEY (on information, no grand jury indictment) with violations of the ESPIONAGE ACT going back to 2016. They charged this exactly 10 years after they allege the "crime" occurred: equal to the statute of limitations. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Anything over a grand is a joke. Microsoft be smoking that microslop.
Xbox is reportedly planning to release its next-generation console in Holiday 2028 🎮 • Microsoft has internally projected the console could cost between $1,200 and $1,800 • The company could decide to subsidize the cost (via Fortune Magazine)
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Fulfill your destiny. Buy Onion Merch. https://store.theonion.com/products/jurisprudence-fetishist-onion-headline-t-shirt?variant=18106430685251
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Entitled Child Expects To Eat Lunch Every Day https://theonion.com/entitled-child-expects-to-eat-lunch-every-day/
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Found footage of Republicans using the dark arts to resurrect #MitchMcConnell
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Commentary: Symbiosis, not competition, drives the structure and success of life on Earth.
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South Park trolls Trump again by claiming to change name of show
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There’s an Italian pro wrestler who enters the ring dressed like a pizza chef and knocks opponents out by throwing a pizza pie at them. His name is Luigi Primo. And he's a F real pizza chef. Original post
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If a creature gives you a wish, wish to not regret the wish. Trust me, you won't regret it. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/genie-4 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
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