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The judge was likely strip searched to look for ABA gang tattoos and just because they could.

The guy is just that insane.

I can't wait until Karma catches up with these a$$hats. It always does.

Especially the Yale fkers. The ones that tattoo their eyeballs. Traffic (not deport) those home security risks. The JD-IQ-13 gang.

can't stand looking at that cross-eyed fuck

Oh, come on. 😵‍💫

So all the nuns in my grade school and High School were part of MS-13 Gang? Who knew?!

If this wasn't so sick it would be hilarous.

How about being cross eyed, does that count for anything?

Of course he does, leaving small countries to be unable to defend themselves from People just like him.

🤣🤣🤣

Nong. Nong. Nong.

I just think this is actually the news now. I would not put anything past them.

I knew it!!

This nut job has a huge picture of frumpy in his living room. if that isn’t obsessive I don’t know what is.

CLAREEEEEENCE!!!

Deport these illegals as well. Melania Trump Ursha Vance Kash Patel

And melania

Bye supreme court.

Cocaine Kash needs a jail cell, at GITMO.

Everyday news looks like they’re from The Onion though.

NONE of these freaks now anything about anything they’re doing or anything about the position they’re supposed to be in. They all need to stfu and reign. They’re so dumb.

lol sob

The latest EO shows that they know that they can not take the whole country by force with the current military, so they thought if something different, the wizard of Oz was not the one in control: open.substack.com/pub/geekyner...

This piece of shit looks like a terrorist. He looks like somebody from Al-Qaeda

For the love of God!

You need to speed up, reality is only a couple of days behind you.

😅😅😅 believable headline honestly

"Crash" Patel

Backbones too…

I wish this were funny, but it's probably the next step...

No. That's *next* Tuesday.

Must of pulled his butt plug out- Eyes semi normal - 🤣🤣🤣 sorry

Says Krazy Eyes Kash 🤮

WTAFF

In these current times, it’s hard to know if these are real headlines or not…

yes I know I misspelled alcoholism I had to do like 75 pages worth of paperwork today leave me alone

what ever he's using it must be strong because paperwork would bore the hell out of me

This beyond ALL boundary’s

😆😆😆

Patel should be court martialed for treason.

Daaaammn … I remember when The Onion’s headlines were clearly satire. These days, they appear prophetic. 😭

Hey, a hood with robes and a MAGA hat mean you're in the Ku Klux Klan.

And revokes visas for all children with life threatening diseases. #impeachtrump

Deport the “proud boys”!

Looks possessed.

He's brown!

good one

Can't see all the tats under those robes.

So much material.

Stop giving them ideas! 🤣

Poetry

For real😂😂

This is too real. No one is going to think this is satire. Kash Patel is that type of loon.

I would not be surprised.

I want to laugh and see the humor..... But it just feels prescient.

This guy is so dilutional he doesn’t see the rope waiting for him when the Magats are finished with him 💥 . No love lost there! POS !

🤦‍♂️ what a bunch of facist Natzi’s !

😂 funny, but not funny... scary fuckin times

I believed this and had to re read it at least three times. 🤡

One day these monsters will not have Secret Service protection. Just something to put a 📌 in. Be nice if people who can would let us all know where they live.

Lies.

They have lost their minds they display their incompetence on a daily basis under the biggest bunch of homophobic racist biggest you'd ever want to cross this has to stop in this country

To be fair, it was an assault gavel.

He looks like he just rolled out of bed in that picture.

😅😅😅

Shh..don't give him ideas!

Hey, how did you get the crazy out of his eyes? 😏

Oh, don't give them ideas.

FBI Head looks like Venezuelan gangster shock! - has to wear large name tag to avoid deportation by ICE.

KashMeUP never wrong

Okay, so Trump's klan was picked by Trump to make the world's greatest sit-com reality TV show. It's the best in the U.S. and people all over the world are raving about it. Nobody can take the stage like the Donald and his klan. The problem is getting them off the stage. That's our reality show.

🤣🤣🤣

I mean…

Oh yeah 😖

🤭🤭🤭🤭

Nothing but a creep

Zing

Lies

Everything seems to be tied to this gang

Patel is right off his rocker..does he expect others to take this madman seriously? He makes no mention of the white supremacist racist group who wear pointy hats and cloaks,who operate covertly..who he like to make a comment?

Do ICE Agents understand the structural differences between having an "MS13" style tattoo, and an "MST3K" tattoo?

Tbf, Patel can just *tell* who is MS-13, so...

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The child deported had tattoos! We think they’re from a gang.

Holy shit, this is chupacabra 🤣

Stop giving them ideas, Onion!

Sounds more like the SCOTUS Boys Gang.

For billboards and lawn signs everywhere in the country?

Careful…I know The Onion is satire but at this point it could be a source of ideas. This MAGA “think tank”runs on conspiracies and hatred. At least force them to come up with their own BS theories to justify illegal deportations ;)

How high at all times is this whackjob?

A woman grinning behind that grotesque evil chipmunk. They truly should hand in their Female card. Unworthy.

Oh, we are SO CLOSE to being here...

I can remember back when things we read from The Onion were so outlandish you could tell right away it was satire, now we have to think about it......

You guys crack me up. 🤣

The maga-nuts earning a salary from taxpayers doing stupid stuff.

I claim out-of-focus-eye is a symptom of fentanyl overdose. 🙄

SHOUT OUT TO KASH PATEL! CAN YOUR LIPS STICK ANY STRONGER TO TRUMP'S ASS?? YOU TALK ABOUT TRUMP AND HIS LAW AND ORDER SHIT, WHEN THE BASTARD CREATED AN INSURECTION! "GO TO THE CAPITOL AND FIGHT LIKE HELL!" FUCKING HYPOCRITE!

Absolutely Bonkers. So greedy, who are they going to suck the blood out of when we are all gone/

With the world as it is this is all they are thinking of?

It would be funny if it weren't truly sickening and angersome!

😂🤣😂🤣😕😥😭. Funny today but true tomorrow

“Known gang colors, man”

“Oh, waiter—there are MS-13s in my soup!”

under yo bed son!

Oh it's the onion I was a little worried for a second

We joke, but really they aren’t far off

Brown skin and scooby eyes proves ties to Tren de Pendejo.

What if we exist as a shitty third rate satire in the real world?

BONKERS.