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God bless @theonion.com

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Wow! A show of moral honesty from an unexpected source!

Autocorrect sabotage! Living with NOT loving with!

"The Onion" struggling, given real news nowadays that reads like better satire than anything they could invent.

Me too. Things have become so bizarre that it's not improbable.

No way it will take that long.

MOST WEAK CORRUPT DOJ IN THE HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY!!! THEY WONT GET AWAY WITH HIDING EVIDENCE OF RAPE ON CHILDREN - THIS WILL NEVER GO AWAY - EVEN AFTER HES LOCKED UP!!!

are you sure you guys are satire

Yep

What is The Onion going to do when she actually does that. Because it sounds like something bondi would do.

Too real.

Almost got me… bruuuhhhhhh

Considering Justice is depicted as a woman, wouldn't be surprised if they removed Lady Justice as a "DEI" symbol.

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The way I thought this was real 🤦‍♀️

They should just call it "of"

Accurate reporting from The Onion

Dept. of Covering Up The Epstein List... They only have one job now! 😆

It seems the DOJ has finally achieved its ultimate goal: making their website as just as elusive as actual justice.

Hey now stop giving them ideas.

This is not real. The word "Justice" is still used on the department's website header, seal, and in all key sections. These uses of the word are not prohibited as they are not in the context of "wokeness."

Truth will out. At last. Better late than never.

Accurate.

Unironically didn't realize this was a joke until I read "the Onion", and even then, just for a moment, I thought the Onion as doing a legit piece to throw us all off.

the onion has got to stop writing believable headlines

Renamed to the "Department of Just Us"

So now we have DO. (nothing)

The new name for the department will be the Department of JonaldDTrump.

Another one that I thought was real for a second, and definitely could be, probably will become, Tom Clancy of newspapers.

Yes. There is none. 👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻

Now we can finally realize the American dream of counterfeiting and money laundering.

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It's funny, because it's true.

You've outdone yourself. This is brilliant!

You know I read this thing before I saw the Onion avatar?

yep

I think you've scooped them this time, but probably only for a day. Pretty sure they'll rename it Dept. of Retribution, soon. Kind of a biblical ring to it...

departament of....

Same.

May as well, there is NO JUSTICE in this country anymore.

Department Of Justkidding

The DOJ has now become DOA (Dead On Arrival).

I no longer can tell the difference between your posts and reality.

The Onion is being out-satarized by reality. You need a new game.

Fascist moves!! We must remove the fascist from our government!!

Onion headlines are too believable.

Once again, hard days for Onion as this doesn’t even sound like parody.

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Department of just ICE :(

I can tell it’s satire because it doesn’t include “and replaces it with Trump”.

I’m not quite awake yet completely thought this was real ☕️

Hey, @theonion.com, if I wanted the real news, I’d follow someone else. Stick to satire.

Too close to reality...

Department of Vengeance 🧅

😂😭

I hate that I took it seriously for a minute

100% thought this was real for a moment

This isnt necessarily an Onion headline

Hey Onion, can you guys stop doing news and just go back to satire please? I'm tired in living in your alternate reality instead of just having a window into it.

😂 Truth hurts, but it can also be funny!

This is excellent.

I read this one too quick and believed it to be real…. Sad state of affairs to have that be a possibility let alone actually happening

I almost missed that this was the Onion this time…

Department of Just Us…

I just read the thumbnail first, and, until I read the post, I truly did think that it was real.

Yeah, see, this is going happen, so…

Just being honest.

Too real!! 😂 😭

DO

I can't be the only one who read this and thought it was real...

The department... Ominous.

A little too on the nose

Because Justice is Woke.

visiting the website for the department of

might as well

I'm surprised that there was no mention of how they changed it from the Department of Justice to the Department of Just-us.

Renaming to department of retribution

Department of Jingoism.

Might as well. There won’t be any Justice for at least 2-3 more years. If not more.

Geez, the Onion scoops every news org again

Can't even chuckle at this right now. Hits too close to the truth.

When you read an Onion headline before you realize it’s an Onion headline…

For just a second there ... 😂 🤣 😂

Finally

I had to look to see if this was in the fact the Onion.

Department of Jorkin'

Sounds about right.

It almost doesn’t read like satire.

OMG!!!! I thought this was real. LOL.

Department of Blank stares

Justice is pretty central to the woke agenda, so yeah make that word illegal before it’s too late

Ministry of Terror.

Amazing!

that's about right

So close to not being fake news

"We will tell you how just we are," said DoJ. Just hang on.

Rebrand the DOJ to be the Department Of Corruption headed by Pam Blondie!

The White House is renaming the ‘Department of a Justice’ to the “The Justice League”

Quite convenient for an administration ran by corrupt criminals.