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..and Trump

Looks like dictator trump

but is now gainfully employed selling vampire slaying kits & specialty miracle foods like jesus toast & a cheeto that looks like the vigin mary.

There you go

I knew something was fishy ….

📌

Fire your writers.

Fake news! It was “preserved” in a nice cement slab by debt collector, Tony the Ape.

No foresight.

But did it work?

And now, the cover is blown.

I mean, same.

Hooked on crappie

So he does sleep with the fishes??

I knew it.

😳😬🥴🤔🤣

So a fish will gamble so much it has to fake its own extinction but Trump still bankrupted a casino?

I’d see this movie!

Long before humans existed sharks were patrolling the ocean offering dubious loans

Coelacanth pay up, amirite???!!

LOL!

I so believe this is true. Why else would he go extinct? 🤷🏼‍♀️

Well, can you blame it

I knew he was up to something

@pzmyers.bsky.social

And has the same DNA as the dtrumps, but a higher IQ.

Coelacanth were always up to no good.

@syskpodcast.bsky.social. Just saying, might be time for an update to that "Selects" from a few weeks ago. 🤷‍♂️🤣♥️

Slippery bastard

I am coelacanth, confirmed.

That made me fart laugh!

Who’s gambling debt??? Tracey Ullman, lol…

Seems clear to me he had a face change...

*cracks knuckles* Alright, come here...

Like that asshole Paul McCarthy.

I just spit out my orange juice! Those wascally Coelacanths.😄

Dear Onion: President Trump. I'm so sorry.

Brilliant, who would have ever suspected? 🤣

We’d break his knees, but . . .

Sounds like a maga bs news item. It is well known Charlie D. would have said Coelacanths were fit for the task. 😶

😂😂😂😂

Okay let me explain the joke for you non zoology losers (/jk) So there’s your average ray finned fish, and then there’s these guys whose fins are more like limbs and can move independently, they were thought to be extinct for but can be found in a deep sea trench between Madagascar and Mozambique

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😁

I see you’re also fans of @beetlemoses.bsky.social

“No, no! I’m Mr. Perch! Really I am! What, you’re trying to drown me? Good luck with that one, goomba!”

It's really a problem down there. 💰

🤣

😅

It was also trying not to become someone's Colcannon

😂

🤣

Which lends further credence to the theory that humans evolved from fishes, no? 🤔

you go! you do you!

I hope you were charging compound interest.

In this daily avalanche of bad news, I look forward to the hilarious Onion take on everything

This is what happens when you start putting casinos on your phone

Sounds fishy.

SHHHH WE'RE GONNA WIN IT BACK ANY MINUTE NOW.

That thing trying to evade loan sharks, huh?