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@skeet.best

load-bearing poster 💩 best.skeet.best the reason my account shows up when you search for from:me is I am actually you

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@skeet.best

October "Well, Yeah"

Amanda Marcotte@amandamarcotte.bsky.social

This report is genuinely overwhelming, in terms of the evidence both against Trump and of a ham-fisted cover-up. Including one instance in which Ghislaine Maxwell was actually about to mention one of Trump's young accusers and Todd Blanche told her to stop talking. The media response is "yawn."

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@skeet.best

there's a real argument to be made that the rise of the gambling-based economy is a symptom of any and all legitimate forms of upward class mobility having vanished

Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!!@spocksbrian.worstpossible.world

you’re not really anti-online-gambling, you just hate the reckless parts of the AI industry (valid) you’re not really anti-online-gambling, you just hate the economy (valid)

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Weston Welaxation
@unlox.bsky.social

@grok write a campaign email for me and send it. make it about what matters to Americans

Boo!-per Lund@cooperlund.online

Who do I give to to get this in front of as many Michigan voters as possible?

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UNCUT GEMS (2019)

Mezentine@mezentine.bsky.social

I think we underestimate the appeal of antigambling politics because every problem gambler is surrounded by 3-10 people who are absolutely sick of their shit.

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Gore Vidal Sassoon
@jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social

John Woo’s Bullet in the Head has the wedding reception scene from The Graduate except instead of ‘plastics’ the old guy tells him to smuggle drugs in Vietnam

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@skeet.best

Mellvar to re-electrocute Welshie's corpse

NBC News@nbcnews.com

BREAKING: Former FBI Director James Comey charged is with transmission of national defense information and conspiracy, the third case against him by Trump’s DOJ. nbcnews.to/4yKQww1

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@skeet.best

what's the opposite of an October Surprise. an October Thing Everyone Knew Already. October Reminder

Prem Thakker ツ@premthakker.bsky.social

NEW: "Donald Trump was an active participant in Jeffrey Epstein’s sexual abuse of young women during the mid-to-late 1990s," per new House Judiciary Dem report. Report has new allegation that Trump raped a 24-year-old and then promised the victim a visa & NYU admission, demanding she stay quiet.

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Jacob Oller
@jacoboller.bsky.social

Not only an incredible talent, but a rare talent who also thought it was funny to just voice random memes every once in a while

Ken Plume@kenplume.bsky.social

Unbelievable loss. An amazing talent, and just a really, really good person. www.instagram.com/p/De8RFy4pyov/

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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸
@caulimovirus.bsky.social

had to leave this one off the original list because it was over ten, but we’ll consider it an honorable mention: Jesse Johnson - (The Boys Are) Back In Town

youtu.beJesse Johnson "The boys are back in town"YouTube video by streetsof85
😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸@caulimovirus.bsky.social

Top 10 Songs about the Boys Being Back in Town 10) Nugget - The Boys Are Back In Town This jaunty little bluegrass number wants you to grab your best skirt down off the rack and head on down because, guess what? The boys are back in town.

youtu.beThe Boys Are Back in TownYouTube video by Nugget - Topic

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Harris Foster
@harris.zone

Local news went from a story about Halloween to covering the protests in France but forgot to change the graphic

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Radley Balko
@radleybalko.bsky.social

Trump claims bump after pumping slumping schlump's plum rump

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump on Husted: "He went up 14 points or something. That was when I said the A-word. I looked at his body."

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the fool (cachinnatory)
@agnoster.net

“AI is intrinsically fascist and hegemonic!” I scream as I eject all people who aren’t able-bodied English speakers who can employ their own teams of artisans from my community

Danny Page@danny.page

r/opensource is banning all mention of projects that use AI. let’s dive in and see what else they are banning. …ah. www.reddit.com/r/opensource...

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@skeet.best

every now and then I forget how we got here and it's like "oh yeah, that's right"

Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢@regimecpa.bsky.social

The Cheesecake Factory “controversy” is nice because it’s a rerun of the exact kind of stupid shit we had to sit through every day of the Obama administration. Now Zoomers don’t have to feel left out of having their own Obama “controversy” to reference.

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how many people have killed themselves and/or committed mass murder out of chatbot psychosis so far

Dr. Darren M. A. Calvert@dmacalvert.bsky.social

49 People Being Threatened with Death by an A.I. is Acceptable, Ahthropic Suggests novaramedia.com/2026/10/21/r...

novaramedia.comRogue AI Must Threaten 50 Lives Before Being Shut Down, Anthropic SuggestsAnthropic is pushing legislation that would only allow the US government to shut down a rogue AI model when at least 50 people are at risk of imminent serious harm or death.

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josh (oldfriend99)
@oldfriend99.bsky.social

Finally these long rumoured drawings are confirmed

Polymarket@polymarket.extwitter.link

JUST IN: Newly released Pentagon UFO files reveal witness drawings of bizarre creatures allegedly encountered in Utah, including hairy humanoids & mysterious “Skinwalkers.”

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if you're lucky, you did in fact see him say this in a nationwide ten-second ad buy screened in theaters right before PRIMETIME itself

Uncut Femmes@juliagiantrat.bsky.social

if you think Rob's portrayal of Hansen was over the top you're actually missing the full picture and should look at Chris today - modern day stings he reads shit like "I'm Chris Hansen and we run stories on my streaming service, TruBlu dot com - and on TruBlu Youtube for only 2 dollars a month-"

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Screamer Jim
@screamerjim.bsky.social
Reuters Pictures@pictures.reuters.com

Lights are reflected off a bulletproof screen as President Trump speaks during a campaign rally in Greenville, North Carolina. More photos of the week: reut.rs/4yGkBNh 📷 Evan Vucci

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if it came out that I had spent years issuing certs using a private key of "4" I would probably exit the business too

Phillip Carter@phillipcarter.dev

I am sorry but this is the funniest outcome. They ragequit the CA business because people were mean to them on social media loooooool emudhra.com/en/press-rel...

emudhra.comeMudhra to Exit global SSL/TLS Certificate BusinesseMudhra Limited (BSE: 543533 | NSE: EMUDHRA), a global digital trust company, today announced that its Board has decided to voluntarily withdraw from the global SSL/TLS certificate business.

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☆「ＹＡＳＥ」IdolismJ ☆
@idolismj.yase.world

I had to go on Twitter to confirm this was real because Ship Awesome Games In A Weekend having a hand with six fingers was so on the nose I was about to pass out

Cale Michael@xjustified.bsky.social

This shit just writes itself at this point. Just the name "Epic AI MegaJam" is a joke that best describes what is going on with these companies.

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O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved the Minions.

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Solly
@directxman12.dev

Replying to @directxman12.dev

there's reasonable places to fight llms! but those are where they're causing measurable harm (screwing over artists, flooding the web with trash, burdening oss maintainers with nonsense prs, using polluting power sources, etc). fight there!

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P(aul) Frazee
@pfrazee.com

this must be what it feels like to live in gotham and friends are texting you shit like the joker just made money poisonous and the penguin has had an army in the sewer for over 6 years now