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Right before he teleported to Waffle House.

Obviously this angel had it's wings clipped.

Burst laugh!

The sex was with Putin not the Fallen Angel Satan.

Trump, Vance, Hegseth and Rubio - four hoarse men of the apocalypse

OK as long as it was a virgin angel!

What he didn’t mention is that it was not consensual

Yeah, but she was only 9 years old....

Touched By A Pedo

hi the markets are not surging. they are at yesterday's closing price

Biblically accurate angel

It was actually angel food cake, and he grabbed it by the bundt.

Do we know if he calls his daughter 'Angel'?

I remember that episode of Charmed.

Also. Note. That raping an angel is why Sodom and Gamorrah were destroyed. Just putting that out there.

Hopefully the angel of death.

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Angel sounds like a prostitutes name.

Didn't Mad King George have the exact same dream?

She was a 15 y/old trans runaway so he wasn't even lying

www.impeachtrumpagain.org

Corporate America literally betting on chaos now - The Onion keeps getting closer to reality and it's honestly terrifying.

I don't think even a fallen angel would want to be with him.

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Obviously not the Angel of Death.

She was 14!

That’s the nickname he uses for his micro penis.

South Park got it right again! Satan is a fallen angel.

I'm sure it was rape.

Underage* angel...

Throwing up in my mouth, did you have to use the word surge? 🤢🤮

He ment a 13 year old

I was scanning porn star names.

If history holds, it was more like raped an angel

Is it because it was a near-death experience?

Ok - what does it say for America that I thought this was true and what is he saying now? Then I saw who posted.

I miss when the Onion was satire and not just a clear-headed retelling of Trump's latest Truth Social postings.

Did he kill and throw the angel off a boat too?

Well, there's only one way to confirm this, they gotta interview the angel. The Onion has to see what Satan says.

The last thing we need is another angel with syphilis

And it wasn't Melania 🙄

Missed opportunity for this as a finishing move for Kurt Angle

😂😂👍🏻

It’s pronounced Ang-hell

That information is in the Epstein files for all to see. THAT'S the REAL reason he's hiding & obstructing the release. His MAGAts don't care if he raped or killed little girls. They draw the line at the rape of little boys. THAT'S why Lady G fell in line with him.

Said Angel was 15 years old and provided by Epstein

👏👏👏 boom

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Please share the link if you find one. That or a lobotomy kit.

You missed the word *fish* on the end.

Trump is fucking Satan.

Satan, do your thing.

Did it transport him to a Waffle House after?

“At press time, global markets had reportedly crashed to their lowest point this year after Trump posted a follow-up message stating that the angel he had sex with may have in fact been an alien.” But assured everyone he was teleported to a planet that may have been heaven.

Was this angel 13?

Please don’t give him any more ideas. PLEASE!

Ohhhh Donnie be careful , as the U.S.A. says in god we trust! You may have dodged the Epstein files but what if there is a god file on you? Who will the masses believe then?

But was it consensual?

They'll be Hell to pay!

Was that angel old enough?

This perfectly encapsulates my feelings about "stock marketeers." [my lack of respect in their sanity and intelligence]

He said it.

Was it a boy angel or a girl angel?

… who then proceeded to chomp his winky.

Trump?

how old was she, we know he likes them young

#MAGA Zeus

Mam or woman what age?

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*checks pfp* Ah.

...another defiled angle

He's raping angels now ??

Not a Wexner one?