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some real wildcards working at the onion nowadays. thank you.

My favorite Onion News story.

"Ryu, I didn't see you at camouflage practice today...excellent work."

😂

I woke up this morning and everything was different I knew that the ninjas had been there I looked all around my bedroom, underneath the dresser Behind the bed, but nothing could be found There was nothing left behind them Nowhere that I could find them No fingerprints or crumbs on the ground -- BNL

What do we want? Nobody knows! When do we want it? You won’t notice until we sneak up on you!

Has Welcome to Nightvale taken over the Onion?

👏👏

Was it a hedge of Ninjas? Ingenious!

Screaming at the ending lmao

The best parade I’ve never seen.

I've always wanted to go and not see the ninjas

Are you sure?

Classic of Onion

The word Ninja actually means "not seen" in Japanese...

No whistles, no feather boas, no sequins... they got no Pride those ninjas.

#Modesto mentioned! Water Wealth Contentment Health! (But why ‘county’? 😆😆)

ahh, 2007, when the funniest things in the world were ninjas, bacon, "the cake is a lie", and those Zelda CD-i games...

This was the first video I ever saw from the Onion! Oh the memories of being 17!

One of my all time favorites