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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Not having a stroke of genius.

Reminds me, I need to pick up a bottle of champagne

Inshallah

Damn, you had me hoping the demon finally had a stroke

Don't tease.

He does less damage when he dozes.

LOL!

Wouldn't that be hilarious? Watching his pumpkin face slam into the table!

This one feels like it will get some backlash. Well done.

🤣🤣🤣

Amazing

Fuck. He can't even get that right!

Co-worker says "He's tired because he's old" "Just like Biden huh?" "He was senile. I've seen that before. . ."

I feel like not even nursing home aides would want to come into his room to change his diapers, hes such a disgusting person

Sleeping through a stroke is no joke.

In keeping with the status quo set by members of the republican party such as McConnell, Graham, and Kean, WH staffers report that...

The problem is his naps aren't eternal.

Damn it, Onion! I almost opened the vintage port!

Don't threaten us with hope.

Nice. If only.

Don’t tease us Caroline

Nathalie can go work for mitch once Trump flatlines.

Nope, not parody yet. Parody is on an asyomptotic curve to impossibility now.

LOLOL! As sharp as he's ever been. Uh-huh. He's NEVER been sharp. He's always been the dimmest bulb in the package all his sorryass life. 😂😂🤣🤣😆

My stroke was very powerful. The most powerful stroke ever. Nobody's had a stroke like mine. Some people say it's the best stroke in history. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Why do so many of these headlines seem real if you read them quickly?

dreaming kissing putin's ass

"Sharp as he's ever been." What a wonderful catch all.