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Probably something like Veterinary Assistant, Zoo keeper or Animal Shelter Volunteer. The last of them (probably) doesn't require special training, also isn't a job though so... Being the person that runs the shelter probably is a job, as is the staff (maybe).

Hey, I haven't done this since I finished my PhD (seriously, never do a PhD)

This one turned up in my desktop one-a-day calendar at work midway through my 38th year on this earth, and up on the cubicle wall it went.

Mine is usually for any job at an animal rescue 😄

I used to find The Onion funny, but now I just want to cry when I read their headlines

You got me 

Look, we're all holding onto a sad string of hope!

I think pandas should be designated as emotional support animals. We don’t even have to train them. They’re made for this!

I've applied for comms jobs at multiple wildlife and animal rescues. :')

Why would you make this headline to attack me personally like this

What's that meme... "Report this image? Reason: I'm in it and don't like it."? Thanks Onion for making us all feel things this morning. 🤣

my husband was mad at his job and was basically doing this the other day lol. i’m like you already assist every retired man on his block (he is a big sweetie)

NO!

Still searching 10 years later

I feel seen 🥹

Let's hope he turns that frown upside down.

A little too on the nose here.

Yeah so what trying to not be sad anymore

I feel like we've all been called out.

What a day to be 39

BREAKING: The Onion Veers Into Reporting Reality

I was never asked for a comment for this article.

That's called parenthood. It'll fix all your problems.

Shut up

Everyone in these replies should start a club. I love you all.

Mood, man. Mood

Oh so we aren’t doing satire anymore ok

Being a pet cuddler at an animal shelter is actually fun.

I'm 41, but okay

im actually 36** thank you very much

I'd work at a doggy daycare.

I’m proud of my actions and I regret nothing.

This is how I know I’m being spied on.

Talk about attacking your audience.

That landed like a ton of bricks on me. Especially after this work week.

Such a pure reaction