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Every couple weeks you people do another round of “LOL any guy who can’t get a girlfriend or wife is toxic and racist and stupid and should kill themselves LOL!!!”

I hate when people say that a thing that happened to them happened “in real time.” Yeah, of course it did.

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.

About to start this movie for the first time this century. It holds up, right?

It’d be cool if Batman & Robin: Year One lasted 8 or 9 years.

I can’t wait for #CoyoteVsAcme, partly because Will Forte is on my short list of “celebrities I stupidly think would be friends with me.“

Dolly Parton wrote “I Will Always Love You“ as her resignation letter for Porter Wagoner. She wrote it the same day she wrote “Jolene.” A lot of people know that story. But after she sang ”I Will Always Love You” to Wagoner, she wrote “Light of a Clear Blue Morning“ on the drive home.

I just heard the phrase “cake topper” and…does anyone under 25 just think we never named anything before you came along?

I’m all for anyone boycotting HP and anything JK Rowling does, but it’s a little weird when I see someone do that and their NEXT POST is “Watch my new show on CBS!!!”

I feel like some of you were out as soon as you heard “Star Trek puppet episode.”

Fred in the purple is lit.

Omnibus-waiter

“HOWWWDEEEEEEE! I’m just so proud to be here!”

Comic writer Roger McKenzie passed away earlier today. He was 75. Roger was the main writer of Daredevil when he was assigned a young new penciller, Frank Miller. Roger showed him the ropes and handed off the writing reins to Frank with issue #168. Condolences to his family friends and fans.

Oh my.

The voice may have had something to do with it...

Why are you guys pretending the Mutiny poster isn’t trying to be funny? Do you people just think you’re the only ones who can be funny on purpose?

I bet whenever they do bring back Miracleman, they call the first mini or arc Miracleman: Rebirth.

Today’s sentence I heard that heard that I can’t get over is, “Gillian Anderson looks good for her age.“

Sometimes I think about how there a Superman show that was so full of Dukes of Hazzard references they eventually just had Tom Wopat play a Senator named after Waylon Jennings.

Remember when we were mad at organic web shooters?

Hollywood, there’s a comic about a cool popular mayor or New York just sitting there to be adapted….

I really hate how many of us probably thought of the same Heroes review today.

There was a sort of famous person I was excited to meet (not a star, but like, he was on TV shows you watched) who was kind of a jerk to me once. When I’m feeling sad, I remember I later saw that most of his podcast episodes had no views on YouTube. Not a low number….literally zero views.

We couldn’t save the cheerleader.

Jesus.

It's really soul-crushing how many very young, talented women Hollywood has lost recently, each one a different terrible tragedy. Longtime illness, car accident, drug overdose, suicide. Each tale it's own undeniable heartbreak. Such sad times.

My god, this is so sad. She jumped off the screen as a kid actor in stuff like Remember the Titans, and she was a huge part of the Heroes s1 phenomenon. Nobody cares about “save the cheerleader, save the world” if she didn’t make them care about the cheerleader.

Should someone look into what happened on the set of Ice Princess?

Reboot X-Files, gender swap the leads, but keep the names.

I’d want to all these, especially @jerryordway.bsky.social SHAZAM, but also…. Black Canary Impulse Huntress Conner Kent: Superboy Batman Family

The classic country station just played ”Woody’s Roundup.”

I’ve laughed at the people who want the SnyderVerse back, but then I see the guy who is about to own DC, and he looks like a guy who wants that terrible universe back.

Is this what the kids mean by “I feel attacked?”

Did InfoWars already write themselves into a corner?

Buffy/ X-Files when?

Hmmm.

That thing about there being a secret finale of Stranger Things was the dumbest theory I’ve ever heard, and I hope everyone who thought that has a bad day.

Sounds glorious.

Last seen in Space Jam 2.

I don’t know, maybe just ban sports.